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While looking at a house, my brother asked which direction was north because he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.
She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"
My brother explained that the sun rises in the east and has for some time.
She shook her head and said, "I don't keep up with all that stuff."

They live among us
 
Allegedly true: traffic camera

A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera.
He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, although he knew that he was not speeding.
Just to be sure, he want around the block and passed the same spot driving more slowly and again the camera flashed.
Now he thought this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the camera again. The camera flashed again.
He circled a fourth time still slower. The camera flashed. He did this a fifth time, laughing, as the camera flashed again.

Two weeks later, he received in the mail five tickets for driving without a seat belt.
 
Weekend days in Iran vs. Europa:

In EU:

It's Saturday and Sunday, and people go to church on Sunday.

In Iran:

It's Friday - Monday, as follow:

Friday: Muslims go to Friday pray,
Saturday: Jewish go to Synagogue,
Sunday: Christians go to Church,
Monday: Zoroastrians go to Fire Temple.
 
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