A man and his nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While there, his wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5000 or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land for $150."
The man thought about it and decided he would have her shipped home for $5000.
"Why would you spend $5000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here, and for only $150?"
"Long ago a man called Jesus Christ died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."