Quotes and Jokes (4 Viewers)

[MiTasol]

More jhfgekfgelfugf wet jhgdljsgdfljhfgougefg type jihiwedfheihe nonsense - but on a wetter theme.

 

[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[special ed]

A high school Teacher's warning for the next day's final exam.
"I will not tolerate any excuses for your not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack, or a serious personal injury, or a death in your immediate family. That's it. No other excuses whatsoever!"
The class smart ass asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and total sexual exhaustion?"
When the laughter stops, the teacher smiles and says,
"Well, I guess you will have to write with your other hand."

 

[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[MiTasol]

 

[MiTasol]

 

[MiTasol]

 

[special ed]

The 85 year old man got up, put on his coat and headed for the door.
His wife said, "Where are you going?"
"I'm going to the doctor."
"Why? Are you sick?"
"No. I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills."
His wife got out of her rocker and put on her sweater.
"Where are YOU going?"
"I'm going to the doctor, too."
"Why?"
"If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm going to get a tetanus shot."

 

[MiTasol]

 

[MiTasol]

 

[Frog]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[special ed]

As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

 

[Wurger]

 

[Greg Boeser]

I sleep so soundly you can hear me across the house.