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manta22
Banned
On a cruise in NZ, a passenger asked the ship's Naturalist about poisonous snakes in NZ. He replied that there were none in NZ. "It's not like Australia where everything is dangerous....except their rugby team!"
syscom3
Pacific Historian
This fits this group perfectly.
SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
Insert rimshot.
MiTasol
1st Lieutenant
Including the government if you are over 65.
Greg Boeser
2nd Lieutenant
Just trying to control costs. Nothing personal. So, can we have your liver?
MiTasol
1st Lieutenant
MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
Was just thinking of a quote from a friend of mine when I asked him how to get to a particular meeting.
"It's easy to find! it's being held in the Emergency Operations Center. You go north up Western Avenue and you can't miss it. It's on the right, it's painted white, and its completely underground."
Okay, I think if it is completely underground that missing it is all too possible. Not only that, but how do you know it is painted white?
"It's easy to find! it's being held in the Emergency Operations Center. You go north up Western Avenue and you can't miss it. It's on the right, it's painted white, and its completely underground."
Okay, I think if it is completely underground that missing it is all too possible. Not only that, but how do you know it is painted white?
MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
That's to avoid the telemarketers.
syscom3
Pacific Historian
And that's how the fight started...On a cruise in NZ, a passenger asked the ship's Naturalist about poisonous snakes in NZ. He replied that there were none in NZ. "It's not like Australia where everything is dangerous....except their rugby team!"
