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ARTESH
Chief Master Sergeant
I wonder about Solomon and Moses!
Snautzer01
Honourably banned
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- Mar 26, 2007
Young man, there's no need to feel down
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy
MiTasol
1st Lieutenant
AhhhhWhat Annoyed You Today?
Fixed the lights, but was weird...Both low beams and the switch were fried. No fuses blown, so switch may have taken out the bulbs.ww2aircraft.net
Makes sense now
I agree with Dash I didn't realize... Anti-woke is just as problematic as woke. American citizens line up in a circular firing squad in the name of their freedoms... but add that the people who get offended at that sort of thing want to get offended and will grasp at any pathetic excuse to do so.
I am positive some people wake each day with a plan to get offended and worked up about something...
MiTasol
1st Lieutenant
You wish.
Also Britain, Australia and New Zealand and I bet many other countries.
In Britain some 20 years ago some idiot female sued a man for opening a door for her because "it was demeaning and meant he thought she was not capable of doing it herself"
special ed
2nd Lieutenant
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- May 13, 2018
Way back in the late eighties, when still working, I held the entry door to building for a young, well dressed business woman. This building had very heavy thick glass doors which were not well counter balanced and in very strong winds required me to use both hands, putting my case down. This particular windy day, I had managed to open the door against the wind, and just had picked my case when the woman appeared. After she stood back, not allowing my assistance, I walked through, stopped as the door closed, watched as she fought unsuccessfully to reopen the door, laughed and walked on.
Usually, these people are complaining about everyone else being offended about everything. It's pretty funny actually.
Lucky13
Forum Mascot
Yes? What seems to be the problem? Suffering from thin skin are we?I'm offended by these comments....admin!!
Shortround6
Major General
I am taking offense for thin skinned people everywhere!
Yes? What seems to be the problem? Suffering from thin skin are we?
He was joking…
Snautzer01
Honourably banned
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- Mar 26, 2007
He told me he is taking offence on that remark Adler.
I know, so was I
Ah, my bad.
Lucky13
Forum Mascot
I'm offended that my sarkasm, joke, wasn't understood by everyone....
I'll be in my padded cell if you need me...
MEDICS....where's my meds!?
I'll be in my padded cell if you need me...
MEDICS....where's my meds!?
I'm offended that you are offended.
