Quotes and Jokes (23 Viewers)

[GrauGeist]

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We went one better than that...

A salesman at our company got a new car and wanted a company radio installed. We were booked solid and the bays full of customers (Anderson Police, Shasta County Sheriff, USFS and CalTrans) but he whined to the boss, so we had to squeeze his install in ASAP.

Ok, fine...we installed his f**king radio for him.

And while we were at it, we installed a switch that would honk his horn when he stepped on the brakes.

Do not eff with my service schedule...

 

[MiTasol]

 

[Peter Gunn]

What did Big Ben say to the Leaning tower of Pisa?
'I've got the time, if you've got the inclination...'

Reference my post #21,272...

 

[special ed]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[A4K]

I always wanted to make a footpedal dustbin in the shape of R2-D2. That would be so cool.

 

[Snautzer01]

I always wanted to make a footpedal dustbin in the shape of R2-D2. That would be so cool.

 

[A4K]

Awesome!!!

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Frog]

We should always beware of conspiracy theories.

 

[special ed]

 

[special ed]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

Definitely not....

 

[Frog]

Hunting a boar for the first time :


View: https://youtu.be/iu3GLx32SEE

 

[Njaco]

I went to a friend's house and he said "make yourself at home" so I threw him out. I hate having people over.

 

[special ed]

 

[special ed]