Silly phrases in foreign languages

[cheddar cheese]

Thailand? Is that where kipper ties come from?

HA im funny.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Hey, German is FUN!

Guten Dag, Ich Bin ein Apfelstrudel!

Kiwimac

(Much better than in French!)

Do you mean:

Guten Tag, Ich bin eine Apfelstrudel! Just giving you a hard time Kiwi.

 

[102first_hussars]

該死的 的糞迪克 是見鬼的假陰莖，非 是涼爽的。

 

[Pisis]

Well German is funm mainly becuase it can Attachsomuchwordstogether... I have also several friends that have silly German names:

Apfelbaum, Zitronenbaum, Mandelbaum...

 

[102first_hussars]

Eurotrip is the funniest movie Ive seen in a while, "Scusay Sucay"

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Yes I thought it was a very good movie.

 

[102first_hussars]

When the guys go to the Balkans they only have what 25.00 and they end up getting treated like royalty I laughed my ass off.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

That is how it really is though. I remember when I was in the Balkans. Everywhere we went (Kosovo, Macedonia, Albania, Serbia, Croatia, Bosnia, and Bulgaria) we would get whatever we wanted for like a Dollar or a Euro. I remember we landed in Macedonia and we found a Mc Donalds and decided to buy Cheeseburgers for everyone back at the base and we paid $5.00 and they litterally closed down after we left because they had no burgers left. In Bulgaria my friend bought some really nice suits for like $10.00.

 

[102first_hussars]

I hated being in the Bulkans, when I was there it was boring, all we did was is going on a patrol in the villages then go back to the camp and clean our rifles and make our beds, jerk off(around) and read comic books.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

It was not that bad for us because we did a lot of flying, and the mountanous region there is good for some fun flying.

 

[102first_hussars]

No kidding, The only exciting time was during the Kosovo bombing, we went and did a few target designations that it, no contacts though, I really wanted to shoot something.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

I was not with them at the time, but my unit was the first regular helicopter unit to cross the borders as soon as the bombing stopped.

 

[Pisis]

Are u talkig about the Griswolth family movie series?

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

No we where talking about Eurotrip.

 

[Pisis]

What is that?
Hussars, what did u do in Kosovo? Were u there with the UN patrols?

 

[102first_hussars]

In '94 I was sent to Bosnia which was boring as shit, but I was sent again in late March of '99 this time to assist in the operations within Kosovo ,to perform target designations for Cf-18's, we were also preparing for a possible invasion of the province, but we were more serious about preparations for search and rescue missions, which we didnt even get to do, god forbid I might have to shoot someone.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

My unit crossed into Kosovo after the bombing stopped and landed at what became Camp Bondsteel. We then returned to Kosovo in 2002.

 

[102first_hussars]

Well yes we did end up crossing there too, but not as an Invasion force, more as a "Sorry we bombed you and slaughtered your families, making Milosevic your the good guy....so here have a chocolate bar" we never thought that we could win by just airpower(though it was the intention), but we came in, I got to see Pristina which was a f*cking mess after we were done with it.


We never should have bombed the city's.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Pristina still was a mess in 2003. Hell the whole area was a mess still when we left the second time.

 

[102first_hussars]

Anyway what do you think about Milosevic? you think he was the route of the ethnic cleansing in Serbia?