TheLancasterKicksAss Needs a New Member Ranking

[Matt308]

God you guys are brutal.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

You know you enjoy it...

 

[Hunter368]

A thousand pretty much gets u outta the noob catagory...

LMAO

Very good thread. I am late looking at it I see. Oh well.

Poor little Lanc.

Good ones to Matt and Dan, for several good one liners.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

And Lanc secretly loves his new title as well.

 

[Matt308]

No, no, no. I'm not stealing any more thunder from Lord Morgoth... er... Mordor...Mongloid... or whatever he calls himself. I now have seen the widom of my ways and concede that Les is smarter, funnier, and much more well versed in whoopass. I now know my place. I am not worthy.

 

[Hunter368]

No, no, no. I'm not stealing any more thunder from Lord Morgoth... er... Mordor...Mongloid... or whatever he calls himself. I now have seen the widom of my ways and concede that Les is smarter, funnier, and much more well versed in whoopass. I now know my place. I am not worthy.

LMFAO

I don't know Dan, I think that was pretty good. Maybe a touch condescending to boot, very nice.

 

[Matt308]

Cmon, Hunter. You are just trying to incite him. Everyone knows not to pick on me. That would be like kicking the kid in the wheelchair.

 

[Hunter368]

Cmon, Hunter. You are just trying to incite him. Everyone knows not to pick on me. That would be like kicking the kid in the wheelchair.

Oh come on now, I was just having fun with you. I was not really trying to incite Dan, just trying to get a funny come back at you.

Dan knows you, I know you, you know me, Dan knows me.......I would not do that.

Like I have said before you are a funny guy, so is Dan. I was just looking for some funny banter back and forth. Nothing negitive.

I would put you at perhaps, top 2 forsure or top 3 funniest people on this forum. Dan would also be top 2 or 3 forsure.

Perhaps a thread idea there? Funniest people on forum? I like it.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

A pic of Lanc as a young boy.

 

[Matt308]

Adler gets my vote.

And beware the wrath of He Who's Name We Dare Not Speak.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Alright Frodo..

 

[Matt308]

I would never be that gay little hobbit monkey. Samwise Gamgee perhaps.

 

[lesofprimus]

If u guys find someone funnier and wittier than me on here, Ill eat Matt's underroos, and then pummel u all with my size 15 shoe......

And if u think Adler is funnier than me, u gotta get ur vision checked...

 

[lesofprimus]

And if u read the books, Samwise was a little fluffer who told Frodo several times that he loved him....

 

[Matt308]

Oh yeah, pick your hobbit Lord Mongloid. And you can't say I pick none. At least Sam had some brains, brawn, and cahones. Can't say that for the other hobbits. Oh and his little midget wife was hot!

Here's a pic of my underoos to get you salivating...

 

[Hunter368]

If u guys find someone funnier and wittier than me on here, Ill eat Matt's underroos, and then pummel u all with my size 15 shoe......

And if u think Adler is funnier than me, u gotta get ur vision checked...

Ok that was a good one I laughed out loud over that one.

 

[Hunter368]

Oh yeah, pick your hobbit Lord Mongloid. And you can't say I pick none. At least Sam had some brains, brawn, and cahones. Can't say that for the other hobbits. Oh and his little midget wife was hot!

Here's a pic of my underoos to get you salivating...

Not bad Matt but I have seen that posted here before (i think by Dan) so that does not gain you as many points on the funny meter.

 

[lesofprimus]

If ur gonna pick a hobbit Matt, atleast go with Meriadoc Brandywine (Merry), as he was the one who penetrated the King Ringwraiths' leg with his Westernese dagger, distracting him so Eowyn, Shieldmaiden of Rohan, could decapitate him...

U wanna talk about balls??? How about stabbing something thats already dead, 10 feet tall, and carries a mace that weighs as much as a schoolbus...

And just to set ur lack of LOR trivia is the right direction, the Valar (God) Morgoth was banished into the Void, where he will remain for eternity... Sauron is/was the servant of Morgoth, his Lieutenant.... I am the second coming of Morgoths' Malice....

Mock me again and u shall feel the wrath of a Darkness that will change ur soul forever...

And for the fuc*ing record, hobbits are not midgits or dwarves, but a specific race of peoples of Middle Earth, related to the Stoors....

 

[Erich]

stick with Lanc s name as it should stick. Behold !

as for hobbit likes, the little turd shovelers they could make anything grow ......

 

[plan_D]

You lot are frickin' weird... and Matt, you're a nerd.