Cracking decals on my GB build me262.....bummer...
better do some very fast modelling Bill over the next couple of weeks....
better do some very fast modelling Bill over the next couple of weeks....
What Annoyed You Today? (1 Viewer)
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Readie
Chief Master Sergeant
£60 and 3 points here ( I know) Bill. The real hidden cost / fine if you like is the insurance increases for 5 facking years..
Hope the surgery goes well. as long as you can crack a tinnie you'll get through the 6 weeks
Readie
Chief Master Sergeant
The forecast SUN turns out to another cloudy day with a chilly wind....
A4K
Brigadier General
Just heard a couple were repeatedly stabbed in the block of flats we lived in in Pécs, the woman died of her wounds. 
- Shocking news as it is, and on a personal note, not what you want to hear when you're trying to sell a flat in the building!!!
- Shocking news as it is, and on a personal note, not what you want to hear when you're trying to sell a flat in the building!!!
Readie
Chief Master Sergeant
A really crap day of news, all around the world it seems....
Matt308
Glock Perfection
Yeah! My big ole white azz coming out of the shower in front of a window that I had hereunto mistakenly thoought nobody in the world had a viewing angle!!
Airframes
Benevolens Magister
Aw, heck Matt! I've just had supper, having had an uncomfortable few hours trying to sleep. Supper, and a brew, thinks I, then maybe I can settle and get some proper kip.
Now?
Hell's teeth - visions of Matt's Rs end poking through a window! Aarrrghhh !!!
Nightmare on Chapel Street !!!
Now?
Hell's teeth - visions of Matt's Rs end poking through a window! Aarrrghhh !!!
Nightmare on Chapel Street !!!
Readie
Chief Master Sergeant
Yeah! My big ole white azz coming out of the shower in front of a window that I had hereunto mistakenly thoought nobody in the world had a viewing angle!!
Satellites see everything Matt
There is no dignity or privacy me old fruit...
Airframes
Benevolens Magister
NASA Satellite Command and Control Post, 03.15 hrs, May 24th, 2013, Transcript of radio link conversation between surveillance monitoring operative and his Duty Commander :-
"Ah, we have an image of a sink hole appearing in Washington State, Sir".
"Put it on monitor three, Williamson."
"Yes Sir, monitor three - now."
"Heck, that's no sink hole, it's an Rs hole ..."
"Ah, we have an image of a sink hole appearing in Washington State, Sir".
"Put it on monitor three, Williamson."
"Yes Sir, monitor three - now."
"Heck, that's no sink hole, it's an Rs hole ..."
Matt308
Glock Perfection
Sick...
Readie
Chief Master Sergeant
Apparently Matt's arse nearly caused an international incident.
The reflection from those lily white cheeks were caught by a military satellite whose computer systems analysed the image as a glinting gun barrel, possibly a WoMD...the USAAF were scrambled, the nuclear arsenal put on red alert and the President's finger hoovered over 'the button'....
Moral of the story? Don't moon at the moon
The reflection from those lily white cheeks were caught by a military satellite whose computer systems analysed the image as a glinting gun barrel, possibly a WoMD...the USAAF were scrambled, the nuclear arsenal put on red alert and the President's finger hoovered over 'the button'....
Moral of the story? Don't moon at the moon
Oh dear...
T Bolt
Colonel
The house next door was broken into yesterday. Took a few minor things by the back door, then went into the garage and stole the car. The d@mn dog didn't even bark.
Treatment at work. They judge people fresh from the Uni better than people with 14 years of practical experience, just because they have a paper. Experience obviously counts for nothing.
Matt308
Glock Perfection
...and they can pay them less. Damn dishwasher has a musty smell and can't get rid of it. Trying vinegar and a cycle. If that doesn't work, I may just replace the g*****n thing. 
Airframes
Benevolens Magister
I know that feeling Marcel. In my old company, we used to get Graduates on a six month long 'Foundation Course', where they 'tried out' various Divisions, and thought they should be 'Boss' almost immediately, because of their Degrees. I had the dubious honour of training some of these Graduates, and some had a Common Sense factor of minus zero! But some of then did, very quickly, end up in management positions. And very quickly, the Company went down hill.
If the experienced, knowledgeable, long serving staff had been put in the same positions, instead of being made redundant, maybe things would have worked better!
Matt, you should know not to clean gun barrels and engine parts in the dish washer ...
If the experienced, knowledgeable, long serving staff had been put in the same positions, instead of being made redundant, maybe things would have worked better!
Matt, you should know not to clean gun barrels and engine parts in the dish washer ...
Boa
Airman
That my girlfriend decided that "we" should move a Wardrobe from one storage (outside the house) to the other (inside the house). After removing everything (it took 2 h) in the storage to get the Wardrobe out there was a "Table" that the previous houseowner "neuclearblast-secured" in the wall with 20 4" nails. It had to go... and it did.... in splinters. Finaly the Wardrobe was outside (pheew... 50% of the task completed, i thought) I cleverly put the wardrobe in a wheelbarrow because it weighs something like 90 pounds, wheeled it inside... there my angel was saying "Nah, it wont fit", "Yes, it will...it will" I replied. then a funny thing happend, I was wrong. OK... take the s**t outside again. Outside, it had begun to rain... a red rain?!? Everything that was in storage 1 (now laying scattered on the lawn) had the, not so manly colour of Pink!!! clothing, furniture and the freezer that I had put out for sale... even the snowtyres, my fishingrods... Pink. My neighbor was cleaning his tile roof with a pressure washer, hence the red rain. While mumbling something not printable I panicfilled the storage. Now, a bit late for work, I straddled my Ironhorse just to discover that my lovely girlfriend padlocked it and forgot to put back the key on my keyring, she had it in a pocket, on her Jeans, that was on her Amasonic legs, that was walking to a friend of hers 500m from home... Now I had to run 250 + 250 meters (yes she ran halfway), got up on my ironhorse, pedaling like crazy for 7,5K, sweating like a buffalo herd on a stampeed... and got to work with 30 sec to spare. During those 30 sec I find out that I wasnt expected to start working until another 3 hours... I was early.
That Annoyed me today
That Annoyed me today
Readie
Chief Master Sergeant
...and they can pay them less. Damn dishwasher has a musty smell and can't get rid of it. Trying vinegar and a cycle. If that doesn't work, I may just replace the g*****n thing.
Check your dishwasher filter and waste collection area inside the machine Matt.
Chances are that it needs a clean.
Pour one small box of baking soda in the bottom of the dishwasher, then add about 4 cups of white vinegar and then run your dishwasher for a full "hot" cycle.
Sorted
BlackSheepTwoOneFour
Airman
- 35
- May 16, 2013
Working in an office with 5 biatches annoy me every single day for the last 2 years. It's a wonder I haven't started drinking...
