What Cheered You Up Today?

[SaparotRob]

Get a good referee whistle, spammers almost always wear headphones

My trick was to say "Hold on a minute", put the phone down and go back to watching TV.

 

[MIflyer]

My trick was to say "Hold on a minute", put the phone down and go back to watching TV.

I used to do that and let them listen to Rush Limbaugh.

 

[A4K]

I still miss the Indian Princesses and Persian Princes who always wanted to put money in my bank account.

 

[special ed]

For a long time, I answered, "Immigration, Agent Schultz." They have become immune to that , however with the new administration, it may be effective again. My wife bought a recycled flip phone for me when on the road. It sits on the charger in the kitchen, beeps and boops occasionally, and if I am close, I answer it. Usually a recorded message about school buss times, but often some official sounding person wanting John Jackson. Recently, I have been telling the land line callers who ask If I am ED, "No, this is John Jackson." I plan to use the above idea of house sitter and ED is on a round the world cruise because the Nigerian Prince payed off.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Surviving the massive layoffs today.

 

[Greg Boeser]

They are saving the best for last.

 

[Frog]

France : 30
All Blacks : 29

 

[SaparotRob]

Just booked a round trip flight to Thailand.

 

[fubar57]

I just got up and went to the bathroom

 

[SaparotRob]

That is a great idea! I was on the phone for quite awhile.

 

[MiTasol]

I just got up and went to the bathroom

You are on ww2aircraft - not Facebook.

 

[Shortround6]

well there goes my last 37 selfies.