A good first shot

[Airframes]

I thought they were. This one's been hiding somewhere methinks !

 

[Lucky13]

One of those wild cats that comes out after dark maybe?

 

[Airframes]

Careful ....using that title !

 

[vikingBerserker]

 

[Lucky13]

Wild p*ssy the.....miieeeoooow!

 

[Airframes]

Right, that's it! Cynthia, get me a ticket to Glasgow, sharpish !

 

[Lucky13]

You forgot the 'dear' after Cynthia!

 

[Airframes]

There's nothing 'Dear' about Cynthia - she's a 300 pound Hippocroccofrog sumo wrestling instructor, and only pretends to be my secretary so she can steal some lard when I'm not looking.

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[Vic Balshaw]

Shouldn't buy into this one Wayne, a bit of a lovers tiff going on.....................

 

[Lucky13]

If that's the thing that's going on here, Cynthia only have to sit on old boy and it's 'Game Over'....I've heard they can tipple over a car by just leaning on it!

 

[Airframes]

Cynthia does that just by looking at it !!

 

[mikewint]

Send Cynthia to texas, I recall from a previous posting that they have Deep-Fried Butter there

 

[Airframes]

I think she'd need a tanker load - with a side order of six, deep-fried Mars Bars. Ah ... forgot, that's a Glaswegian thing. Jan !

 

[Lucky13]

Never tried it! Give the wee lass Haggis!

 

[mikewint]

HAGGIS!!! tried it once...YUCK I'd have to be almost dead of starvation, rather eat bugs and snakes

 

[vikingBerserker]

I've with Mike on this one!

 

[Lucky13]

Haggis is quality food, other than black pudding or swedish black soup!

 

[mikewint]

I have no vampire tenancies either. Here we make fertilizer out of that stuff!

 

[Airframes]

Darned Y*nks! Don't appreciate good food when they see it! Bugs, snakes, slugs, roots etc, are great when stuck up the ulu without anything else - and yes, I've had my fair share. But Haggis, with tatties and neeps - wonderful.
Oh, of course, only when in season - and shot or captured in the half hour before dawn... on the right hand circuit of the moor !