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We do deserve a bit of fun every now and then!
A word to forum members: Patience.
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Procrastintor
Senior Airman
:kick kick: its squishy
GrauGeist
Generalfeldmarschall zur Luftschiff Abteilung
and when we're done...we add them to the collection! 
vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
Well, they got the point......................................
Njaco
The Pop-Tart Whisperer
Like there aren't enough threads that have degraded to shouts of bacon and naked romps through the posts. Look at the mess you've left in the "Service" thread! And with that, I'll get me coat!
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Oh trust me, we encourage it when possible.
Airframes
Benevolens Magister
Right lads, coffee break's over - back on your heads ......
fubar57
General
I should have deleted his post with him banned.
I'm gonna start sending them friend requests so they get a false sense of security before Wojtek flames their sorry @sses.
Geo
Procrastintor
Senior Airman
Lol, I'm with ya on that fubar
Procrastintor
Senior Airman
Crap, I MAY have sent a friend request to a new member with a crappy name, but maybe a nonspammer.
Procrastintor
Senior Airman
He's gonna be a little weirded out if thats the case.
vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
Nice!
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I think we should start sending the places they are promoting a bill for advertising.
fubar57
General
I have sent one spammer another spammers spam but stopped incase that made me a spammer which might get me in trouble with Wojtek as a spammer spamming spam.
Geo
Geo
fubar57
General
If it pleases the Mods, could they show a little restraint when banning. One of these may have been the next ex Mrs. Henderson.
Geo
Geo
vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
Westfield Charlie
Airman 1st Class
Whew! Sixteen pages! Well, I did LMAO at some of it. Seriously, this is a great forum. Good work all. Special thanks to the mods. Keep it up!
meatloaf109
1st Lieutenant
All right, I waited long enough for someone else to answer.
But now I figure I must.
They were probably not real females.
I know,.. they used female-sounding names. But, odds are, they weren't.
There are very few women that are interested in (and, I know this must come as a shock to most of our members ), World War Two Aircraft.
Take my advice, crash into a woman's cart in the supermarket. (I saw it on a T.V. show, but it really works!) Now, you will have to have split second timing.
#1) Assess the items in her cart, (i.e., meals for one.), to determine if she is as desperate as you.
#2)Wealth factor. Are the items "Lobster and Caviar" for one? This affects #3
#3) Do you want to see her naked?... Or in terms of #2 above, "How badly do you want the money?"
#4) If you can figure all these factors in and determine that the math is in your corner,
Then, by all means, crash carts with her.
Just one or two things to remember,...
Never run down the isle to achieve the crash, this could cause serious injury. A first date should never begin in the E.R.
Likewise, a gentle bump is to be avoided; You don't want her to think you are only capable of a little "bump"!, now do you?
Go for something in between, make eye contact, and then talk about broccoli.
Women get really hot when you talk about broccoli.
And Bacon. Throw that in as well.
