Best ways to get rid of Jeovah Witnesses...

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I just opened the door wide open when they came here one sunday morning, me wearing nothing at all.
The poor saps had brought one of their young people to train...
...they fled!
And no, I don't look like a nightmare, I am rather nicely shaped, but that was more than they could deal with.
When I finally woke up fully afterwards, I had one hell of a laughing fit.
 
Umm... pics would, errr... be good
 
I posted to something like this before but here I go again. My brother does this steel on steel competition where they dress up like knights in armour and have it out with metal swords. Anyway many of them have those hooded robes that you might find on a monk to cover their armour when not fighting. He told me that there was a day that he saw a few JW's coming up the street so he and a couple of his friend dressed up in these robes which were black and lit a few candles. When they arrived and knocked on the door, he opened the door with his two friends standing on either side of him holding candles and he in his robe holding a knife I think and said," Hey look, the sacrifice is here!" They hadn't been back since.
 



Just plain beautiful!
 



Ok, I've located a sect on the Island of Bornholm and if we all leave now........
 
I guess I'm just a conventional and polite old fellow.

I just thank them for their attention, state that I'm quite happy with my own beliefs and have no interest in what they have to offer. Wish them a good day and close the door.

BTW. Haven't seen any Jehovah, Seventh Day Adventist or for that fact any other bible punchers on my doorstep for many a moon.
 
friend of ours has a son who is mentally challenged, functions well enough to be home by himself, he phones mom at work couple of times just to let her know he's okay. one day phones her all excited, says"Mom i caught a troll, I caught a troll!!!

She says yes that's nice dear, thinking he caught a toad or something. He calls a couple more times saying same thing, mom i caught a troll!! She says well when I get home you can show me.

She gets home for supper, son is all excitted wants to show Mom the troll. takes her to his bed room where he has furniture piled against his closet door. mom hears a knocking from the closet, and a voice saying "please help let me out!!"

apparently a little person, also a Jehovahs witness had come to the door and the young fella convinced there was a troll at the door "captured the troll" everything was explained to the police and I believe the Jehovahs witnesses have never been back.
 
Wow... Wonder if they lose the posties and milkmen often round his area..??

Like your approach Vic. If they don't respect your opinion and let you be, they can't expect you to listen to theirs...
 


to hell with being a JW! I am showing up with pizza and her favorite beverage!
 
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