Emac44
Staff Sergeant
QUIET LESSER MORTAL. NO FURTHER DISGRACE YOURSELF OR SUFFER BEING MADE INTO AN HONOURAY POM
Erich the old sage
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QUIET LESSER MORTAL. NO FURTHER DISGRACE YOURSELF OR SUFFER BEING MADE INTO AN HONOURAY POM
SO IT HAS BEEN RECORDED AND SO IT HAS BEEN APPROVED.
BY THE POWERS OF ALL THAT IS HOLIER THAN THOU.
YOU MR CHARLES ON SERVICE TO YOUR MATE ERICH ARE NOW AND FOREVER MORE MADE AN HONOURAY AUSSIE.
HANDS CHARLES THE OFFICIAL SYMBOLS OF OFFICE AS AN HONOURAY AUSSIE IN AN OLD BOX. BECAUSE THERE IS A FAIR BIT OF IT MATE
1) JAR OF VEGEMITE
2) BRONZING CREAM FOR BEING AN HONOURARY AUSSIE
3) VITAMIN E CREAM HELPS WITH THE SUNBURN
4) A SLAB OF THE FINEST BEER (CARTON OF BEER)
5) A BROAD BRIM HAT WITH THE CORKS ON STRINGS
6) OFFICIAL SPATULA FOR THE BBQ
7) A VILE OF SURFERS PARADISE SAND TO SPREAD BETWEEN THE PINKIES8) 8)
8) ONE PAIR OF THONGS (PILMSOLS) FOR HIS FEET
9) A CAN OF AEROGARD TO KEEP THE FLIES AWAY. SPRAY LIBERALLY CHARLES
10) PHOTOS OF FALCONS AND COMMODORES V8 MOTOR VEHICLES
11) KEYS OF OFFICE TO THE NEAREST DUNNY (TOILET)
12) 14 BOXES OF MEAT PIES SAUSAGE ROLLS AND THE ALL IMPORTANT BATTER SAV ( FOR GOD SAKE DON'T ASK WHATS IN THEM YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO KNOW CHARLES)
13) ONE PACKET OF ANTI ACID TABLETS FOR THE ABOVE FOOD STUFF. (IT WILL REPEAT ON YOU MATE)
14) ONE PAIR OF STUBBY SHORTS AND A TORN T SHIRT FOR EXCURSIONS TO EITHER THE PUB OR FISHING LOCALE TO BE KEPT SECRET FROM THE LESSER MORTALS AND THE MISSUS. ( FOR EXAMPLE POMS BEING THOSE LESSER MORTALS)
15) BOOKS ON SUCH SPORTING EVENTS CRICKET RUGBY LEAGUE RUGBY UNION AUSTRALIAN RULES FOOTBALL AND HOW TO SHIAKE THE SHIELAS
16) RECENT COPIES OF AUSSIE ENGLISH BY JOHN PATRICK O'GRADY
17) A COPY OF THERE A WEIRD MOB BY JOHN PATRICK O'GRADY
18) A PIECE OF NED KELLY'S LAST SANGA (SANDWICH) BEFORE THEY HANGED THE SOD IN MELBOURE JAIL
19) RECORDING OF I STILL CALL AUSTRALIA HOME
20) AND A RE-ADVISED SENSE OF HUMOUR TO TAKE THE PISS OUT OF LESSER MORTALS LIKE THE POMS (ENGLISH)
AND FINALLY CHARLES IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR THE KEYS FOR THAT VILLA IN THAT BOX OF GOODIES I HAVE JUST GAVE YOU. BLOODY GOOD LUCK MATE. YOU WILL HAVE ABOUT AS MUCH CHANCE OF FINDING THOSE VILLA KEYS AS I WOULD BE IN BEING ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Top Stuff Emac!! Well Done...That seals it then Charles!
Eric, mate! hope you are on the 'road' to a speedy recovery, Get well quick mate and take care!!
Emac44
Staff Sergeant
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wilbur1
Tech Sergeant
I can flat out agree with that! See over here we have the U.S version of the breaking news thread, what you guys see is the edited version Charles knows whats up hes happy to appease you guys but hes still a swab at heart
Charles knows whats up hes happy to appease you guys but hes still a swab at heart
Maybe....let's wait until he tastes the vegemite? that will be a real test!!
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wilbur1
Tech Sergeant
Good point, But you guys have never had a good cold spam burrito yet!
Man, settle down I haven't had breakfast yet....
lesofprimus
Brigadier General
Vegemite is worse than caviar...
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wilbur1
Tech Sergeant
Think les...........reheated spam with old cheese and tomato......uuuummmm yummy
Emac44
Staff Sergeant
I reckon Wayne. Vegemite is the taste test or maybe the litmus test. But its better than eating bloody Marmite like those bloody Poms buy at Tescos
Emac44
Staff Sergeant
Wilbur when you can down a Vegemite Sandwich with 4 inches of Vegemite on it after a night on the schick (BEER) then come and tell us about cold spam and buritos
We had better stop with the culivanary delights otherwise Erich well get real Crook (SICK)
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wilbur1
Tech Sergeant
I LIKE VEGEMITE!! tastes like 3 day old carne asada reheated. Erich is hopefully in bed and relaxing like i told him to do! hopefully he got the hand and shoulder checked out
Emac44
Staff Sergeant
Maybe....let's wait until he tastes the vegemite? that will be a real test!!
Wayne I think Wilbur needs the Jars of Vegemite more than Charles. Wilbur needs to stop
experience the delights of Black as axle grease and tastes like **** syndrome. It will do Wilbur the world of good- Thread starter
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wilbur1
Tech Sergeant
You have never had a good ham sand. mixed with axel grease and some 90# thrown in man its the best!
Heinz
Captain
Get well soon Erich!
Im still looking after my old man after he parted ways with his motorcycle.....
PS: Vegemite is all I eat for the record
Im still looking after my old man after he parted ways with his motorcycle.....
PS: Vegemite is all I eat for the record
ccheese
Member In Perpetuity
I've been outta town since 1700 [it's 2220 now] and I have missed all these
"goings on". All this attention being showered on me, and you should be
courting Erich. Egad ! All I did was make a phone call to cheer my mate
up. Now I'm officially an Honorary Aussie [read: digger] and they want me
to go on a diet of Vegimite [whateverthehellthatis] and I can't find the keys
to the villa.
I just hope he takes someone's advise and lays low for a while. He does need
a rest and he'll not get it hanging around here.
Just what I've seen today, and with Wayne losing his Dad, and Trackend,
and one or two others, I will say this: I'd be honored to have any one of you in my corner, any day of the week....
Charles
"goings on". All this attention being showered on me, and you should be
courting Erich. Egad ! All I did was make a phone call to cheer my mate
up. Now I'm officially an Honorary Aussie [read: digger] and they want me
to go on a diet of Vegimite [whateverthehellthatis] and I can't find the keys
to the villa.
I just hope he takes someone's advise and lays low for a while. He does need
a rest and he'll not get it hanging around here.
Just what I've seen today, and with Wayne losing his Dad, and Trackend,
and one or two others, I will say this: I'd be honored to have any one of you in my corner, any day of the week....
Charles
Emac44
Staff Sergeant
You wouldn't have to ask Charles. It would be done. Aussies are like that Charles we don't forget mates. When we say you never let a Mate Down. We mean it
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wilbur1
Tech Sergeant
Charles i AM WITH YOU 1000% and you can count on that!
Emac44
Staff Sergeant
You have never had a good ham sand. mixed with axel grease and some 90# thrown in man its the best!
Wilbur I have eaten most things that would make a dingo Throw up. So your sandwich wouldn't be that much of a problem. But the one thing that stopped me was my ex Wife's Macaroni and Cheese and the recipe she got from Kraft. Imagine a plate of this Macaroni and Cheese and all you can think of is that it looks like a plate full of Fly Maggots and Larvae. Easy stomache the evil woman has gone now
Heinz
Captain
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