Hey fella's , thanks for all your wishes, pretty normal day for me really...
6:00 Alarm
6:15 B**w job
6:30 Massive, satisfying dump while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast – steak and eggs, coffee and toast – all cooked by my naked, buxom wench of a Chef
7:30 Limo arrived to pick me up
7:45 Several beers en route to the airport
9:15 Flight in personal P-51D Mustang
9:30 Limo to Resort Golf Club (b**w job en-route)
9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)
11:45 Lunch-steak and lobster, three beers and bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15 B**w job
12:30 Play back nine (4 under)
2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons)
2:30 Flew to South of France
3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude who also bent over a lot !
4:30 Landed world record Marlin (1234lbs) – on light tackle
5:00 Flew home, with a massage and hand job by naked Elle MacPherson
6:45 S**, shower and shave
7:30 Dinner – lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of t*ts
9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall-sized TV as I watched Kellys Heros
9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 Night-cap b**w job
11:45 In bed alone
11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note four times and forced the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laughed myself to sleep
Actually that's not all entirely true.... I didn't fly in a personal P-51 Mustang at 09:15 as mine doesn't have wings !
You guys are the best !