*rofl*@Maximowitz!
And my doors and windows are locked, gun cleaned, loaded and ready, handcuffs oiled (Damn, that might just give Jan some weird thought associations...
), radiator secured and ready for handcuff-combi-use, bullwhip cleaned of dried-up blood and oiled, baseball bat polished...hmmm, have I forgotten something? An yes, the barbed wire-whip...*rummages about* *cackles*...and the land mines are laid out, and hand grenades polished and at the ready...yup, all ready here.