Maximowitz
Tech Sergeant
Maria, lock your doors immediately!
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Maria, you forgot to tell the Queen Mum to hide the jewelry!!
*rofl*@Maximowitz!
And my doors and windows are locked, gun cleaned, loaded and ready, handcuffs oiled (Damn, that might just give Jan some weird thought associations...), radiator secured and ready for handcuff-combi-use, bullwhip cleaned of dried-up blood and oiled, baseball bat polished...hmmm, have I forgotten something? An yes, the barbed wire-whip...*rummages about* *cackles*...and the land mines are laid out, and hand grenades polished and at the ready...yup, all ready here.
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The Queen Mother has been dead quite some time now. Is Jan into necrophilia too?
Weird lot the Swedes.
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*rofl*@Maximowitz!
And my doors and windows are locked, gun cleaned, loaded and ready, handcuffs oiled (Damn, that might just give Jan some weird thought associations...), radiator secured and ready for handcuff-combi-use, bullwhip cleaned of dried-up blood and oiled, baseball bat polished...hmmm, have I forgotten something? An yes, the barbed wire-whip...*rummages about* *cackles*...and the land mines are laid out, and hand grenades polished and at the ready...yup, all ready here.
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Wait....are we still talking about Jan visiting, or Maria's date-night?