I like them too, hanging from a tree! 
Just kidding
Just kidding
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Nonskimmer
Captain
Crippen
Senior Airman
Nice pair NS. (fantastic smiles.... you know I am big on smiles).
Jeez some tan you have there, I thought you were on a sub! how the hell do you get a tan on a submarine??
Now I have it on good authority that Government research says ...... you are more likely to give birth to girls if you work on a sub. what are your assassins NS?
Gov stats also says that Paedophiles prefer white socks so confess what YOU wearing boys?
Jeez some tan you have there, I thought you were on a sub! how the hell do you get a tan on a submarine??
Now I have it on good authority that Government research says ...... you are more likely to give birth to girls if you work on a sub. what are your assassins NS?
Gov stats also says that Paedophiles prefer white socks
so confess what YOU wearing boys?
cheddar cheese
Major General
Black. EVERY pair of my socks are black. Most of my t-shirts are black. Heck, I like wearing black! 
Nonskimmer
Captain
I'm not actually a submariner yet. I'm still in training. Hopefully by May or June, if I can ever manage to get to sea on one.Crippen said:Nice pair NS. (fantastic smiles.... you know I am big on smiles).
Jeez some tan you have there, I thought you were on a sub! how the hell do you get a tan on a submarine??
Now I have it on good authority that Government research says ...... you are more likely to give birth to girls if you work on a sub. what are your assassins NS?
Gov stats also says that Paedophiles prefer white socks
Up until last year I was a destroyerman, and I've done time on frigates too.And you know something? Most submariners do have girls!
In fact, some buddies and I were discussing that only last week. I don't know what it is! 
My wife and I don't have any assassins, nor do we plan to. Personal preference, that's all.
And my socks are dirty.
My socks are holey.
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mosquitoman
Master Sergeant
Black, all black
cheddar cheese
Major General
DerAdlerIstGelandet said:
Turn them inside out, that way the holes will be on the inside.
Nonskimmer
Captain
Brilliant idea! 
Thats what I do with my shirts when they get dirty!
Nonskimmer
Captain
It's also a great way to get two days out of a pair of underwear! 
cheddar cheese
Major General
No. Thats just sick.
cheddar cheese
Major General
No. Thats just sick.
cheddar cheese
Major General
No, my computer is sick
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mosquitoman
Master Sergeant
4 uses, you can turn them round the wrong way aswell!
When you go on exersise to the field you where your shirts, underwear, and socks until they are too dirty and then you turn them inside out and where them again until you cant wear them anymore! Well I dont because I always bring eneough pairs of socks, shirts, and underwear when I go to the field.
Nonskimmer
Captain
Ever seen the personal lockers on a diesel submarine? They're really, really small!
And Duffel Bags dont carry as much as you think they can. I normally stuff extra clothes under the panels and tape them to the inside of the tail boom to make sure I have eneogh. But our typical excersise only lasts about 21 days so you normally can get plenty in your duffel bag or ruck sack.
