Bucksnort101
1st Lieutenant
Always get weird looks wearing one my I (heart) Milfs....tops! Have no idea why!
Maybe they would rather see the matching boxers
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Maybe they would rather see the matching boxers
mikewint
Captain
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Njaco
The Pop-Tart Whisperer
The T-shirt that I wear on Mother's Day states....
"Somedays I wake up grumpy......most days I let her sleep."
"Somedays I wake up grumpy......most days I let her sleep."
A4K
Brigadier General
How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.
Matt308
Glock Perfection
So you are the one. The one who failed. The one who failed to destroy the lineage. Shame up you.
Airframes
Benevolens Magister
Always thought it was my ex's, the Wicked Witch of the West. Even my ex has now realized it !
GrauGeist
Generalfeldmarschall zur Luftschiff Abteilung
If your's was the Queen, mine was the Empress. She ruled supreme over all of mankind, casting fear and loathing into the hearts of mortal man.
I wouldn't be surprised if she ground up puppies and kitties and sprinkled them into her coffee in the morning...
vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
I actually got along very well with my first one, much better then with the wife!
Yes,Yes Yes I failed!!!!!!!Kittens,puppies,anything that was cute she would torture them until they would be just jelly.God thank you that i was able to escape that evil wench.....Who no lie(seriously wanted to be called the General) and stressed the crap out of 4 families that were directly involved.Swear to God she thought she was was the capo de tutti capo...
Lucky13
Forum Mascot
A own private torture chamber in the basement then?
Take it that you all sometimes, wake up screasming in the middle of the night, cold sweating?
Take it that you all sometimes, wake up screasming in the middle of the night, cold sweating?
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Njaco
The Pop-Tart Whisperer
"The Exorcist" was a documentary on my ex M-n-L.
meatloaf109
1st Lieutenant
Makes you wonder how anyone got close enough to... A-hem,...sire the daughters.
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Njaco
The Pop-Tart Whisperer
A six pack of Guinness will do wonders....
Aaron Brooks Wolters
Brigadier General
And you guys wonder why I'm not married yet.
meatloaf109
1st Lieutenant
No need to rub it in!
Lucky13
Forum Mascot
Gunniess?
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Njaco
The Pop-Tart Whisperer
That thick, black liquid that you drink warm. Has a hellava froth. Spell check is a b!tch!
Lucky13
Forum Mascot
Prefer my extra cold brother....
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