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A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Home Depot
customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
traumatic.Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.
Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old
girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping items into the
trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with
their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible
not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you
for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat.On
the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over
into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals
your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen October 4th , 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,
17th,20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming
weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.
a lady at a party said to winston churchill
"sir you are drunk"
"yes madam but in the morning i'll be sober but you will still be ugly"
he replied
I use a contraceptive device these days.
Down here we call it a WIFE