Quotes and Jokes 1 (33 Viewers)

[Wurger]

 

[buffnut453]

Man goes to the Doctor, and said "Please help me, I'm convinced I'm a piglet."
"Oh," replied the Doctor, "and why's that ?"
"Well, I keep rolling around in the mud, and sniff at the ground all the time, looking for food."
"Hmm, I see. " The Doctor replied. "And how long have you felt like this ?"
"Oh, about a weeeeeek !".

And that one's going into my data bank for "Bad Joke Wednesday" at work!!!

 

[vikingBerserker]

Dangit, I RALLY tried not to laugh at that one!

 

[Crimea_River]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[special ed]

My youngest son in law calls these "Dad jokes". He still laughs.

 

[A4K]

-Hey mum, why are we pushing the caravan off a cliff?
- SHHHHH! You'll wake your father up!

(old kiwi school joke )

 

[Wurger]

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[buffnut453]

Excuse me, but does this bus stop at the pier head?

There'll be a bluddy big splash if it doesn't!


Sorry...old Liverpool joke from my youth.

 

[Airframes]

What do you call an ape in a minefield ?
A BaBOOM !

I've got me coat .........................

 

[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Crimea_River]

.........and STAY out!!!!!!!

 

[Greg Boeser]

Excuse me, but does this bus stop at the pier head?

There'll be a bluddy big splash if it doesn't!


Sorry...old Liverpool joke from my youth.

Reminds me of one a friend told me.
He had been walking on a country road when a toff in a fancy sports car pulled up along side and said:
"My man, does this road go to the coast?"
He replied, "Oh no, sir! This here road don't go anywhere. It's always just sorta laid here."

 

[Wurger]

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[fubar57]

 

[buffnut453]

What do you call an ape in a minefield ?
A BaBOOM !

I've got me coat .........................

And that's another one for Bad Joke Wednesday. Perfect timing Terry. For some reason, that one really amused me. Thanks for sharing!