Quotes and Jokes 1 (8 Viewers)

[Airframes]

A few years ago, HM Queen Elisabeth II visited the town where I now live.
She caused quite a stir, particularly among conservationists and animal rights activists, as she was wearing a hat made from fox fur.
Later, during the Civic luncheon, the Mayor, being aware of the "problem", asked Her Majesty about the hat she was wearing.
The Queen replied "Oh, it was Phillip's idea. He asked me where I was going today, and I told him, Macclesfield. He said 'Wear the fox hat' ".

 

[Snautzer01]

I shudder to think, sometimes, that the insidious warning labels that admonish humanity everywhere are a testament of something profound. Is it really just the 'liability' issues due to nebulous lawsuits about everything, or might some of us really need these? The former is more reassuring, in a way.

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[SaparotRob]

Funny that Dremal tools have no such warning......

And you save a bundle on dental fees.

 

[WARSPITER]

I can see a good accessory there - Wake up late ? No problem - try Dremal really fast floss.

 

[MIflyer]

They do make a battery powered Dremal designed especially for cleaning your balls.

I think it has something to do with golf.

 

[Bucksnort101]

They do make a battery powered Dremal designed especially for cleaning your balls.

I think it has something to do with golf.

Did you mean to say "I HOPE it has something to do with golf"?

 

[MIflyer]

I have one of the Dremal critters. Do you want me to send it over? It uses a rotary wire brush.

 

[Андрей]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Андрей]

 

[Lucky13]

Wayne getting another delivery?

 

[Wurger]

 

[vikingBerserker]

He's clogging the canal!!!!

 

[gumbyk]

Someone's wife saw the order, and even the ship's captain tried to back out of it!

 

[Graeme]

From 1958...

 

[buffnut453]

He's clogging the canal!!!!

I hate it when that happens.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[at6]

Wayne getting another delivery?

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We're gonna need a bigger plunger.

 

[Lucky13]

You know that you live in a tough area, when they....

 

[Wayne Little]

Wayne getting another delivery?

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Hey, I resemble that remark.....

.....friggin smarta$$