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Greg Boeser
1st Lieutenant
I never got one.
Prop Duster
Airman
A dog? A baby? A Pee?............ Never mind, I'm sure those nearest to you, mostly understandI never got one.
Greg Boeser
1st Lieutenant
A treat.
ThomasP
Chief Master Sergeant
I got yelled at.
(I was only 2)
(I was only 2)
Snautzer01
Marshal
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Me Too!! and i was only 32.
special ed
1st Lieutenant
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- May 13, 2018
It does make the grass greener, not that I know personally.
Lucky13
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....would that mean that I'm constantly hammered then? 
special ed
1st Lieutenant
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- May 13, 2018
Warning: Dad joke in coming:
A blonde and her husband are in bed listening to the to the next door neighbor's dog barking for hours. She jumps out of bed shouts, "I've had enough of this!" She runs out of the house and finally comes back to bed. Her husband says, "The dog is still barking, what did you do?" She says, "I put the dog in our yard, let's see how THEY like it!"
A blonde and her husband are in bed listening to the to the next door neighbor's dog barking for hours. She jumps out of bed shouts, "I've had enough of this!" She runs out of the house and finally comes back to bed. Her husband says, "The dog is still barking, what did you do?" She says, "I put the dog in our yard, let's see how THEY like it!"
vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
Yes, I will admit I laughed at that.........
special ed
1st Lieutenant
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Apparently blonde jokes are not new, as I was watching a B&W movie from 1932 which involved a very blonde clerk at a dry cleaners. One actor asked her how long she had workthere. She said, "seven years." He said how do you like it? She said, " It's okay but I still don't know where the spots go."
A4K
Brigadier General
Sad to relate, but my wife kicked me out. She said she was sick of me always singing that Monkees song, 'I'm a believer'.
At first I thought she was joking, but then I saw her face...
At first I thought she was joking, but then I saw her face...
Greg Boeser
1st Lieutenant
ThomasP
Chief Master Sergeant
Greg Boeser
1st Lieutenant
My friend Stan Wojak showed up at my house tonight. He was in a terrible state. "What's up, Stan?" I asked.
"I think my wife's trying to kill me! I came home from work, and there on the dining room table was a big bottle of Polish remover!"
"I think my wife's trying to kill me! I came home from work, and there on the dining room table was a big bottle of Polish remover!"
ThomasP
Chief Master Sergeant
I saw this on a T-shirt when I was at the UofM the other day:
Engineers are NOT boring people.
We just get excited over boring things.
Engineers are NOT boring people.
We just get excited over boring things.
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