Quotes and Jokes 1 (29 Viewers)

[Wurger]

 

[Njaco]

 

[XBe02Drvr]

I was intrigued by the discovery that the kind of events depicted in those Three Stooges comedies were based in fact. But I wonder what the guy's insurance company said about the collision with the piano.

"Operator error. Failure to see and avoid. Send insured to the assigned risk pool."

 

[Lucky13]

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

Idiots get what they deserve.

 

[GTX]

 

[SaparotRob]

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I thought version 1.0 was funny too.

 

[GTX]

 

[SaparotRob]

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Russia must be running low on IFVs.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[StackedWings]

Here's a bad Dad Joke for the kids, read the single letters separately.

M-R mice.
M-R not.
O-S-A-R, C-M-E-D-B-D ears?
L-I-B, M-R mice.

 

[A4K]

Could have been worse but reminds of another joke:

A Scotsman is visiting Canada, and decides to take a nature walk with a guide. They are off in the bush for a few hours when all of a sudden there's a huge crashing among the trees which makes the Scotsman jump.
'What the hell was that??' he says. 'Oh' says the guide, 'That was a Moose'.
'A Moose?!' cries the Scotsman. 'If that was a Moose, I'd hate to see a rat!!!'

 

[Wurger]

 

[Greg Boeser]

Here's a bad Dad Joke for the kids, read the single letters separately.

M-R mice.
M-R not.
O-S-A-R, C-M-E-D-B-D ears?
L-I-B, M-R mice.

A,B!
CDEDBD ducks?
L! MNO ducks!
OSAR! CDEDBD wings?
YIB! MR ducks!

 

[Frog]

Some kind of a blunder :
A member of my gunclub who used to run a library and photostats shop was also a paratroopers veteran.
He once had a student coming to have copies of pictures and documents about Suez.
His comments :
'' Oh ! I know this town, I jumped over it in 1956 ! "

 

[Wurger]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[ThomasP]

 

[ThomasP]