MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
On second thought, I am glad I never got one of these.
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special ed
2nd Lieutenant
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2nd Lieutenant
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A rare shot of a nesting Falcon.
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2nd Lieutenant
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bdefen
Senior Airman
Probably appeared near the "X-Ray Specs" and "The Making of Mac" Charles Atlas ads in the comics. "Wait, here's something I owe you!!!"
The ad's age is also given away by the lack of any lawyer-authored large-print disclaimers that read "WARNING TO KIDS AND PARENTS: THIS KIT IS AN IMITATION, MAKE-BELIEVE TOY SUBMARINE ONLY INTENDED FOR BACKYARD FUN AND ADVENTURE. IT IS NOT AN OFFENSIVE NUCLEAR WEAPON CAPABLE OF DESTROYING VAST SWATHS OF CIVILIZATION, WHILE DIVING TO INCREDIBLE DEPTHS IN WATER WAY OVER YOUR HEAD. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO HUNT DOWN AND KILL RED OCTOBER, AND DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TAKE YOUR EXPLORER FRIENDS ON A TITANIC-VIEWING EXPEDITION.
Boy, C.O.D. and 75 cents shipping.........those were the days!
MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
Some actual warnings on items:
"Does Not Enable You To Fly" on a Superman costume.
"This is a Deadly Weapon and Can Kill You" on both a Marlin 30-30 rifle and a Colt Model 1911 .45 automatic.
"Do Not Drive With Sun Shield In Place" on an automobile windshield sun shield. I thought this absurd until I encountered a woman driving with one in place.
SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
I remember seeing that advertisement in the back of just about every comic book I ever read. Of course I wanted it.
manta22
Banned
That reminded me of the old Johnson Smith ads that used to be in the pages of comics. MAD Comics did a great satire on those ads. "...looks like a real cannon. Perfectly safe as long as you don't stand in front of muzzle when firing."
SaparotRob
Unter Gemeine Geschwader Murmeltier XIII
I wanna' Gatling gun! I wanna' Gatling gun!
MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
If there is one thing I despise, it is poorly written manuals, and it seems that the one for the Tesla car does not even show where the gas filler cap is located.
So a kind gentleman came over to help her and the both of them still could not figure it out.
Now, I have personally seen a gas station blow up and would not watch this activity from closer than a block away.
So a kind gentleman came over to help her and the both of them still could not figure it out.
Now, I have personally seen a gas station blow up and would not watch this activity from closer than a block away.
MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
Alternatively, you can put your lunch in one of those "Infectious Waste" disposal bags they have at hospitals.
In fact, you can put just about anything you want to protect in one of those bags. I wonder if they make them large enough to contain a car.
In fact, you can put just about anything you want to protect in one of those bags. I wonder if they make them large enough to contain a car.
Njaco
The Pop-Tart Whisperer
That has nothing to do with an owner's manual. That is all the owner who has no clue what they are doing, only that it is "socially responsible" but don't know why.
Greg Boeser
2nd Lieutenant
I suggest rubbing it to generate static electricity. Yeah! That'll do it.
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2nd Lieutenant
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I used to have "danger radioactive material" stickers on the windows of my outside storage shed. It worked until hurricane Katrina. She had no respect.
bdefen
Senior Airman
My brother had the Superman costume with the "can't fly" warning. I thought it also read, "Only the real Superman can fly" "Real" and "can", as if he existed.
MiTasol
1st Lieutenant
She is really a blonde who got a dye job to make herself look intelligent.
MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
Somewhere I have a picture of a vanity license plate on a car that says 'BLONDE."
It is on the car upside down.
Njaco
The Pop-Tart Whisperer
Chuck Norris is so bad azz, he made Stephen Hawking run for his life!
