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ARTESH
Chief Master Sergeant
syscom3
Pacific Historian
at6
1st Sergeant
I fixed a bowl of Quaker Oats and as I put the spoon in there was a voice. "Thou art about to eat me art thee not"? I ate it any way.
A4K
Brigadier General
I'm tough. I'm so tough, my Rice Bubbles don't go 'Snap, Crackle, Pop'....they just sit in the box and go 'Shh, here he comes'
- George Smilovici, Aussie Comedian.
- George Smilovici, Aussie Comedian.
A4K
Brigadier General
I saw him live in Wellington in 1992, he was awesome!
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Njaco
The Pop-Tart Whisperer
Last week, New York held it's first ever 'Smallest Penis Contest". The competition was stiff but nobody could tell.
Every Sunday after a local bullfight a guy would go to an adjacent restaurant and have the house special commonly referred to as "Rocky Mountain Oysters." In some parts of the country, it may be known by other names such as "Prairie Oysters" or "Montana Tendergroin" a.k.a. bull's testicules. Given the size of the thing, the restaurant serves only one.
However, this one particular Sunday, the guy went into the restaurant and placed his regular order, but to his surprise the waiter brought him two Rocky Mountain Oysters, each one the size of a small kiwi. So he asked the waiter what happened, and the waiter nonchalantly replied "What can I say? Sometimes the bull wins."
However, this one particular Sunday, the guy went into the restaurant and placed his regular order, but to his surprise the waiter brought him two Rocky Mountain Oysters, each one the size of a small kiwi. So he asked the waiter what happened, and the waiter nonchalantly replied "What can I say? Sometimes the bull wins."
ThomasP
Senior Master Sergeant
Medical History Professor: Why was it decided to use the acronym PMS to indicate a woman's pre-menstrual cycle?
Male Student: Because the term A-bomb was already taken?
Male Student: Because the term A-bomb was already taken?
A4K
Brigadier General
How many women with PMS does it take to change a lightbulb?
- WHAT F*CKIN' LIGHTBULB????!!!!
- WHAT F*CKIN' LIGHTBULB????!!!!
at6
1st Sergeant
Spiteful a$$ called Beggin a$$ to help filthy nut and Old jealous fart decided to help too.
ARTESH
Chief Master Sergeant
2 & 7 are very close!
ARTESH
Chief Master Sergeant
View: https://www.instagram.com/p/Cu4iN06twHr/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
9th slide, it was my generations iPhone 14 promax! If someone had those, s/he was so luxury!
