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Every Sunday after a local bullfight a guy would go to an adjacent restaurant and have the house special commonly referred to as "Rocky Mountain Oysters." In some parts of the country, it may be known by other names such as "Prairie Oysters" or "Montana Tendergroin" a.k.a. bull's testicules. Given the size of the thing, the restaurant serves only one.
However, this one particular Sunday, the guy went into the restaurant and placed his regular order, but to his surprise the waiter brought him two Rocky Mountain Oysters, each one the size of a small kiwi. So he asked the waiter what happened, and the waiter nonchalantly replied "What can I say? Sometimes the bull wins."
 
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