Got this in a E-mail today:
Nurses aren't supposed to laugh
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> 'Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse. I'm a professional. In over
> twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'
> 'Okay then,' said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing
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> tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it
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> have been bigger than an AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the
> nurse
> started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing. Ten minutes later she
> was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure. 'I am so
> sorry,'
> she said. 'I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a
> lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be
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> problem?'
> 'It's swollen,' Fred replied.
> She ran out of the room.
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