One night a burgler broke into a house while the owners were gone on vacation. While he was searching for valuables, he heard a voice say "Jesus is watching you..."
This made the burgler freeze in his tracks and waits... Not hearing any other sound, he thinks it's just his imagination and continues to search. Later, while putting some valuables he found into a sack, he hears the voice again say, "Jesus is watching you..."
This time he's really spooked and he looks around in the dark. No one is there and all is silent again. He's about to start working again when the voice speaks a third time, "Jesus is watching you!"
The burgler can't take anymore and turns on his flash light to find the source of the voice. In the corner of the room he is in, he sees a bird cage with a parrot inside.
Laughing to himself for being scared, he askes the parrot " was that you?" The parrot replies, "Yes and Jesus is watching you!"
Laughing again, he askes the bird, "What's your name?" to which the parrot says "Moses!" Smiling, the burgler askes, "What kind of people would name their bird Moses?"
The parrot, bring its head a little closer to the burgler, replies...
"the same kind of people that would name their Rottweiler Jesus!"