Quotes and Jokes (4 Viewers)

[mikewint]

Motivation comes in many forms

 

[Gnomey]

Advert from the Wiltshire Reporter: Rottweiler for sale. Perfect family pet. Eats anything and is especially fond of children.

 

[RabidAlien]

Reminds me of one I heard:

What has four legs and one arm?
A happy Rottweiler.

 

[vikingBerserker]

LMAO

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[Wayne Little]

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur. Be careful.'"

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Aaron Brooks Wolters]

 

[RabidAlien]

Ah, well.....his way works too!

 

[vikingBerserker]

 

[wheelsup_cavu]

The French farm hand...

There was once a sheep farmer who had a French farm hand working with him to help castrate his sheep. As the farmer castrated the sheep, the French farm hand took the parts and was about to throw them into the trash. "No!" yelled the farmer, "Don't throw those away! My wife fries them up and we eat them, they're delicious! They're called Sheep Fries!" The farm hand saved the parts and took them to the farmer's wife who cooked them up for supper.

This went on for three days....and each evening they had Sheep Fries for supper. On the fourth night the farmer came in to the house for supper. He asked his wife where the farm hand was and she replied, "It's the strangest thing! When he came in and asked what was for supper, I told him French Fries and he ran like hell!"


Wheels

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Aaron Brooks Wolters]

 

[mikewint]

Nice

 

[Glider]

Hell Hath No Fury

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[RabidAlien]

Ouch.

 

[mikewint]

Da*n those hidden cameras

 

[Gnomey]

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