Thats good one Wayne
How about this have not seen it before
A group of country friends from the BaptistChurch wanted to get together on a regular basis, socialize, and play
games.
The lady of the house was to prepare the meal. When it
came time for Al and Janet to be the hosts - Janet wanted to outdo
all the others.
Janet decided to have mushroom-smothered steak. But,
mushrooms are expensive.
She then told her husband, "No mushrooms. They are too
high."
He said, "Why don't you go down in the pasture and pick
some of those mushrooms? There are plenty in the creek bed."
She said, "No, some wild mushrooms are poison.."
He said, "Well, I see varmints eating them and they're
OK.
So Janet decided to give it a try. She picked a bunch,
washed,
sliced, and diced them for her smothered steak.
Then she went out on the back porch and gave Ol' Spot
(the yard dog)
a double handful. Ol' Spot ate every bite.
All morning long, Janet watched Ol' Spot and the wild
mushrooms
didn't seem to affect him, so she decided to use them.
The meal was
a great success, and Janet even hired a helper lady
from town to help her serve. She had on a white apron and a fancy
little cap on her head.
After everyone had finished, they relaxed, socialized,
and played 42 Mexican dominoes.
About then, the helper lady from town, came in and
whispered in Janet's ear. She said, "Mrs. Williams, Ol' Spot just
died." Janet
went into hysterics. After she finally calmed down, she
called the town doctor and told him what had happened.
The doctor said, "That's bad, but I think we can take
care of it.
I will call for an ambulance and I will be there as
quick as possible. We'll give everyone enemas and we will pump
out everyone's
stomach Everything will be fine. Just keep them calm."
Soon they could hear the siren as the ambulance was
coming down the
road. The EMTs the doctor had their suitcases,
syringes, and a stomach pump.
One by one, they took each person into the bathroom,
gave them an
enema and pumped out their stomach. After the last one
was finished, the doctor came out and said, "I think everything will
be fine now,
and he left."
They were all looking pretty weak sitting around the
living room and about this time, the helper lady came in and said,
"You know that fellow that ran over Ol' Spot never even
stopped.