This may have been posted previously, I'm not sure. I still get a big laugh from it.
Joe asks for 6 months of retraining for 'Cattle Guards! '
You will love this one, I haven't stop laughing yet.
For those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest,
cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings,
in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to
prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle will not
step on the "guards," probably because they fear getting their feet caught between
the rails.
A few months ago, President Obama received and was reading a report that there were
over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado . The Colorado ranchers had protested his
proposed changes in grazing policies, so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to
fire half of the "cattle" guards immediately!
Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to straighten
President Obama out on the matter, Vice-President Joe Biden, intervened with a
request that...before any "cattle" guards were fired, they be given six months of
retraining.
'Times are hard,' said Joe Biden, 'it's only fair to the cattle guards and their
families be given six moths of retraining! '
And these two guys are running our country,
OH MY SOUL!
Passed on to you without further comment...
Now you do the same.
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING - - - -
OH LORD HELP US!!!!