After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter, a good find for many retirees,
I lasted less than a day ......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, decidedly unattractive, woman walked into
the store along with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said, pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome to Walmart."
I then said, "Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
"Don't be f*cking stupid. Of course they aren't twins.
The oldest one's 9, and the other one' s 7.
Why the h*ll would you think they're twins?
Are you blind, or just stupid?"
I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam..
I just couldn't believe someone screwed you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Walmart."
My Supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
(personal note....I'd've given the guy a raise!)