Matt308
Glock Perfection
An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the movie theater.
When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man,
"Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat."
The old man just groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more
impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to
call the manager."
Once again, the old man just groaned.
The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he
returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to
move the old disheveled man, but with no success. Finally they summon
the police.
The officer surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy
what's your name?"
"Fred," the old man moaned.
"Where ya from, Fred?" asked the police officer.
With terrible pain in his voice, and without moving a muscle, Fred
replied, "The balcony."
When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man,
"Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat."
The old man just groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more
impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to
call the manager."
Once again, the old man just groaned.
The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he
returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to
move the old disheveled man, but with no success. Finally they summon
the police.
The officer surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy
what's your name?"
"Fred," the old man moaned.
"Where ya from, Fred?" asked the police officer.
With terrible pain in his voice, and without moving a muscle, Fred
replied, "The balcony."