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vikingBerserker
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fubar57
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Geo
Lucky13
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Or a night with.....this..
Jesus Jan, you heading out for the evening without shaving your legs....shame on you man....
Lucky13
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I recent that remark! That's Terry on his latest school reunion I'll have you know!
vikingBerserker
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Gees, I don't know which is worse, that pic or that we have to keep Bieber now.
Aaron Brooks Wolters
Brigadier General
Looks like one of Terry's .
Thankfully the American's can keep him...
fubar57
General
Update time....
Geo
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vikingBerserker
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Aaron Brooks Wolters
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michaelmaltby
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An Arab Sheik was admitted to Hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his blood in case the need arose. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally, so, the call went out.
Finally a Scotsman was located who had a similar blood type. The Scot willingly donated his blood for the Arab.
After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman, as appreciation for giving his blood, a new BMW, diamonds 10,000 US dollars.
A couple of days later, once again, the Arab had to go through further surgery. His doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy to donate his
blood again.
After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card and a box of Quality Street chocolates.
The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had done the first time. He phoned the Arab and asked him: "I thought you would be generous again, that you would give me a BMW, diamonds money, but you only gave me a thank-you card and a box of Quality Street ."
To this the Arab replied: "Aye laddie, but I now have Scottish blood in ma veins".
Finally a Scotsman was located who had a similar blood type. The Scot willingly donated his blood for the Arab.
After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman, as appreciation for giving his blood, a new BMW, diamonds 10,000 US dollars.
A couple of days later, once again, the Arab had to go through further surgery. His doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy to donate his
blood again.
After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card and a box of Quality Street chocolates.
The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had done the first time. He phoned the Arab and asked him: "I thought you would be generous again, that you would give me a BMW, diamonds money, but you only gave me a thank-you card and a box of Quality Street ."
To this the Arab replied: "Aye laddie, but I now have Scottish blood in ma veins".
vikingBerserker
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Lucky13
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Absolut, Sailor Jerry, Morgans Spiced, Tequila, Whisky, a sh*tload of different beers etc., etc....he might have gone berserk in the hospital!
Airframes
Benevolens Magister
Heck, take blood from Jan, and it would have a frothy head on it !!
Talking of which, seeing as I have to have a multiple blood test every month, I reckon the Hospital has more of my blood than I have!
Talking of which, seeing as I have to have a multiple blood test every month, I reckon the Hospital has more of my blood than I have!
Lucky13
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.....and the alcohol % is??
