Q: How do they say "f*** you" in Los Angeles?
A: Trust me.
A: Trust me.
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Chemical element: Woman
Symbol: Wn
Discoverer: Adam
Date of discovery: unknown
Atomic Mass: accepted about 53.6 Kg, but can range from 40 to 200 Kg.
Occurrences: it is found in abundance in all temperate areas.
Physical Properties:
a) The surface is usually covered with a colored film
b) It gets very hot at times but becomes icy with no known reason
c) it gets dissolved if subjected to particular attentions
d) It becomes bitter if not used properly
e) It is found spontaneously in various states, from a completely pure state or as raw material
f) it becomes malleable when pressure is applied in the right places
Chemical Properties:
a) Tightens very strong bonds with Gold, Silver and a wide range of precious stones
b) it absorbs a large amount of expensive substances
c) May explode spontaneously without reason or prior notice
d) Although insoluble in liquid, activity increases considerably if saturated with alcohol
e) It has a great power-reducing currency
Common uses:
a) Used much like ornamental, especially in sports cars
b) It can be, sometimes but not always, of great help to relax
Spectrographic test:
a) They can be found in nature with a color ranging from pink to pale yellow to dark brown
Potential hazards:
a) It can be harmful, except in experienced hands
b) It is illegal to own more than one copy; with great difficulty and unofficially, it is possible to own more than one, provided that they are in different places and that they cannot come into contact between them.
Symbol: Wn
Discoverer: Adam
Date of discovery: unknown
Atomic Mass: accepted about 53.6 Kg, but can range from 40 to 200 Kg.
Occurrences: it is found in abundance in all temperate areas.
Physical Properties:
a) The surface is usually covered with a colored film
b) It gets very hot at times but becomes icy with no known reason
c) it gets dissolved if subjected to particular attentions
d) It becomes bitter if not used properly
e) It is found spontaneously in various states, from a completely pure state or as raw material
f) it becomes malleable when pressure is applied in the right places
Chemical Properties:
a) Tightens very strong bonds with Gold, Silver and a wide range of precious stones
b) it absorbs a large amount of expensive substances
c) May explode spontaneously without reason or prior notice
d) Although insoluble in liquid, activity increases considerably if saturated with alcohol
e) It has a great power-reducing currency
Common uses:
a) Used much like ornamental, especially in sports cars
b) It can be, sometimes but not always, of great help to relax
Spectrographic test:
a) They can be found in nature with a color ranging from pink to pale yellow to dark brown
Potential hazards:
a) It can be harmful, except in experienced hands
b) It is illegal to own more than one copy; with great difficulty and unofficially, it is possible to own more than one, provided that they are in different places and that they cannot come into contact between them.
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yep! 
Marketing course
A - For women:
1) You are at a party and see a very fascinating man. You approach
him and say: "I'm a phenomenon in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.
2) You are at a party with a group of friends and you see a very
fascinating man. One of your friends goes to him and says, "That woman there is a phenomenon in bed. "
This is Advertising.
3) You are at a party and see a very fascinating man. You ask
his mobile number.
The next day you call and tell him: "I'm a phenomenon in bed."
That's Telemarketing.
4) You are at a party and see a very fascinating man. You recognize it. You
approach him, refresh his memory and tell him: "Do you remember how
good I am in bed? "
This is Customer Relationship Management.
5) You are at a party and see a very fascinating man. You get up, trim your clothes, walk up to him and offer him a glass. You tell him how
its fragrance is good, you compliment him for his suit and his tie, you
offer him a cigarette and say: "I'm a phenomenon in bed."
This is Public Relations.
6) You are at a party and see a very fascinating man. You approach
him and say: "I'm a phenomenon in bed.", and more, you show a
tit.
This is Merchandising.
7) You are at a party and see a very fascinating man. You approach you and
He says, "I've heard you are a phenomenon in bed."
This is Branding, Brand power.
Marketing course
For men:
1) You are at a party and see a beautiful babe. You walk up to her and
say: "I'm a phenomenon in bed and I can resist all night without stopping ..."
This is false advertising, and is punishable by law!.
A - For women:
1) You are at a party and see a very fascinating man. You approach
him and say: "I'm a phenomenon in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.
2) You are at a party with a group of friends and you see a very
fascinating man. One of your friends goes to him and says, "That woman there is a phenomenon in bed. "
This is Advertising.
3) You are at a party and see a very fascinating man. You ask
his mobile number.
The next day you call and tell him: "I'm a phenomenon in bed."
That's Telemarketing.
4) You are at a party and see a very fascinating man. You recognize it. You
approach him, refresh his memory and tell him: "Do you remember how
good I am in bed? "
This is Customer Relationship Management.
5) You are at a party and see a very fascinating man. You get up, trim your clothes, walk up to him and offer him a glass. You tell him how
its fragrance is good, you compliment him for his suit and his tie, you
offer him a cigarette and say: "I'm a phenomenon in bed."
This is Public Relations.
6) You are at a party and see a very fascinating man. You approach
him and say: "I'm a phenomenon in bed.", and more, you show a
tit.
This is Merchandising.
7) You are at a party and see a very fascinating man. You approach you and
He says, "I've heard you are a phenomenon in bed."
This is Branding, Brand power.
Marketing course
For men:
1) You are at a party and see a beautiful babe. You walk up to her and
say: "I'm a phenomenon in bed and I can resist all night without stopping ..."
This is false advertising, and is punishable by law!.
I was happy!
My girlfriend and me were engaged from a year now, and finally
we had decided to get married.
Her parents helped us in every way, friends encouraged us,
and my girlfriend? Well, she was a dream!
There was only one thing that worried me, and I was very concerned: his
younger sister. My future sister in law had twenty years, wore miniskirts and
tight T-shirts, and at every opportunity he bent when he was in front of me,
showing her panties. It was definitely on purpose, did not happen ever
before others. One day little sister called me and asked me to come by
her to help her to check the wedding invitations. She was alone
when I arrived. She whispered that soon I would be married, that
she felt for me the strong feelings and a desire to which she could not resist. She told me that she wanted to make love with me at least one time before I married and bond forever my life to her sister.
I was totally shocked, I could not utter a word.
She said, I'm going upstairs in my bedroom,
if you feel like me, come up and I will be yours!
I was astonished. I was frozen with astonishment, as I saw her go up
slowly up the stairs. When she reached the top floor, she turned, took off
her panties and threw them against me. I stood there for a moment, then I took my
decision: I hurriedly turned and walked toward the front door, I opened it and left the
house pointing straight to my car!
My future father was there waiting for me. With tears in his eyes,
hugged me strongly and said: We are delighted that you have passed our
small test! We could not hope for a better husband
for our daughter. Welcome to our family!
The moral of this story?
Always keep condoms in the car.
My girlfriend and me were engaged from a year now, and finally
we had decided to get married.
Her parents helped us in every way, friends encouraged us,
and my girlfriend? Well, she was a dream!
There was only one thing that worried me, and I was very concerned: his
younger sister. My future sister in law had twenty years, wore miniskirts and
tight T-shirts, and at every opportunity he bent when he was in front of me,
showing her panties. It was definitely on purpose, did not happen ever
before others. One day little sister called me and asked me to come by
her to help her to check the wedding invitations. She was alone
when I arrived. She whispered that soon I would be married, that
she felt for me the strong feelings and a desire to which she could not resist. She told me that she wanted to make love with me at least one time before I married and bond forever my life to her sister.
I was totally shocked, I could not utter a word.
She said, I'm going upstairs in my bedroom,
if you feel like me, come up and I will be yours!
I was astonished. I was frozen with astonishment, as I saw her go up
slowly up the stairs. When she reached the top floor, she turned, took off
her panties and threw them against me. I stood there for a moment, then I took my
decision: I hurriedly turned and walked toward the front door, I opened it and left the
house pointing straight to my car!
My future father was there waiting for me. With tears in his eyes,
hugged me strongly and said: We are delighted that you have passed our
small test! We could not hope for a better husband
for our daughter. Welcome to our family!
The moral of this story?
Always keep condoms in the car.
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What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A thought.
Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side of course!
To see what was on the other side of course!
vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
LMAO
Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
Because it said 'concentrate'.
Because it said 'concentrate'.
No Blondes complaining yet?
