>> A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout
>> looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation
>> and eventually asks the hooker, "How much do you
>> charge?"
>> Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a
>> handjob."
>> Guy says, "$500 dollars?! For a handjob?! No handjob
>> is worth that kind of money!"
>> The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the
>> corner?"
>> "Yes."
>> "Do you see the Denny's about a block further
>> down?"
>> "Yes."
>> "And beyond that, do you see that third
>> Denny's?"
>> "Yes."
>> "Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly,
>> "I own those. And, I own them because I give a handjob
>> that's worth $500."
>> The guy thinks to himself, "What the hell? You only
>> live once. I'll give it a try." and accepts the
>> hooker's offer.
>> They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the
>> guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just
>> experienced the handjob of a lifetime, worth every bit of
>> $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blowjob
>> is $1,000?"
>> The hooker replies, "$1,500."
>> "I wouldn't pay that for a blowjob!"
>> The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window,
>> big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I
>> own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a
>> blowjob that's worth every cent of $1,500."
>> The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific
>> handjob, decides to put off the new car for another year or
>> so, and says, "Sign me up."
>> Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed
>> than before. He can scarcely believe it, but he feels he
>> truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the
>> retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable
>> experience. He asks the hooker, "How much for some
>> p#ssy?"
>> The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I
>> want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city
>> of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful
>> lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?"
>> "Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the
>> whole city?"
>> "No," the hooker replies. "But I would if
>> I had a p#ssy."