michaelmaltby
Colonel
... lots of canister rounds stored in the basement, I trust
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michaelmaltby
Colonel
SANCER
Senior Master Sergeant
WIDOWS
There are two widows in a cemetery, a very happy one cleaning the "lápida" of her husband and singing like crazy.
The other very sadly crying.
After a while, the disconsolate looks at the happy and asks:
- Oh, ma'am, how long have you been widowed?
- Six months - the other answered cheerfully.
- And how can I be so happy if I have been around for 3 years and I have not been able to overcome this pain?
- Ay mijita! because after many years, it is the first time that I know WHERE he is and WHO is "eating" him
... 
Saludos
There are two widows in a cemetery, a very happy one cleaning the "lápida" of her husband and singing like crazy.
The other very sadly crying.
After a while, the disconsolate looks at the happy and asks:
- Oh, ma'am, how long have you been widowed?
- Six months - the other answered cheerfully.
- And how can I be so happy if I have been around for 3 years and I have not been able to overcome this pain?
- Ay mijita! because after many years, it is the first time that I know WHERE he is and WHO is "eating" him
... Saludos
Crimea_River
Marshal
Crimea_River
Marshal
A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed
to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped
in to see him.
"I have some good news and some bad news,"
says the surgeon. "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!
"Oh God no!" cries the man "My golfing is over!
Please Doc, what"s the good news?"
"The good news is, I have another one to replace it with, but it"s a
woman"s arm and I"ll need your permission before I go ahead with the transplant."
"Go for it doc," says the man, "as long as I can play golf again."
The operation went well and a year later the man was out on the golf
course when he bumped into the surgeon.
"Hi, how"s the new arm?" asks the surgeon. "Just great," says the
businessman. "I"m playing the best golf of my life.
My new arm has a much finer touch and my putting has really improved."
"That"s great," said the surgeon.
"Not only that," continued the golfer, "my handwriting has improved,
I"ve learned how to sew my own clothes and I"ve even taken up painting
landscapes in watercolors."
"That"s unbelievable!" said the surgeon,"I"m so glad to hear the transplant was such a great success. Are you having any side effects?"
"Well, just two, said the golfer, "I have trouble parallel parking and every time I get an erection, I get a headache."
to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped
in to see him.
"I have some good news and some bad news,"
says the surgeon. "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!
"Oh God no!" cries the man "My golfing is over!
Please Doc, what"s the good news?"
"The good news is, I have another one to replace it with, but it"s a
woman"s arm and I"ll need your permission before I go ahead with the transplant."
"Go for it doc," says the man, "as long as I can play golf again."
The operation went well and a year later the man was out on the golf
course when he bumped into the surgeon.
"Hi, how"s the new arm?" asks the surgeon. "Just great," says the
businessman. "I"m playing the best golf of my life.
My new arm has a much finer touch and my putting has really improved."
"That"s great," said the surgeon.
"Not only that," continued the golfer, "my handwriting has improved,
I"ve learned how to sew my own clothes and I"ve even taken up painting
landscapes in watercolors."
"That"s unbelievable!" said the surgeon,"I"m so glad to hear the transplant was such a great success. Are you having any side effects?"
"Well, just two, said the golfer, "I have trouble parallel parking and every time I get an erection, I get a headache."
vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
LMAO!
Lucky13
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vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
Man, ain't that the truth!
fubar57
General
fubar57
General
In light of some of the recent posts in various threads...
at6
1st Sergeant
They can ban us but according to the Geneva Convention, they can't eat us.
Lucky13
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