A old lady walk down the street in a town in SA with two black bags. A policeman see that there is twenty rand notes falling out of the one bag. He stops her and tell her that there is money falling out of the one bag and ask her where she got so much money. She ten explain that she lives next to a football/soccer stadium and every half time the bastards will pee through the bushes surrounding her garden. So she would stand with a bush trimmer and hold it up to their manhood and tell them twenty rand or I cut it off. The policeman tell her that is pretty clever, but what is the second bag for? She ten tell him that not all of them want to pay.