vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
...and both are getting VERY expensive!
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"My Dreams ... My Achievements..."This is just as applicable if you change the captions to "My aspiration" and "My reality".
I'll let you figure out for yourselves which caption goes where.
It beats being a "Waste of Skin".One of my esteemed colleagues had this said about him the other week, "what, you're shtting me, he's a waste of a good pair of safety boots!"
This year I bought an artificial Christmas tree that's so realistic, it dropped all its needles two days after setting it up.
Fail
...those reindeer are "perfect stealth" (having never been seen on radar or visually for over 100 years).
They just say that to fool the Russians into thinking they're actually on the job.Not true! NORAD's been tracking Santa every Christmas for decades.