Quotes and Jokes (3 Viewers)

[pbehn]

Can't be. The Sots would never spend money on a bag.

The trick is to call it a sporran, then they pay a fortune.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Snautzer01]

Now i understand.

 

[GTX]

Oh dear...

 

[vikingBerserker]

What the f....................

 

[ARTESH]

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Now i understand.

Actually that's cool! Liked it.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[ARTESH]

First date, if it was a picture!

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An unseen photo of Iran's Women national Card play team!

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Written on "Dough" pockets back:

Sooner or later, the Police will catch the criminals!

* - Criminals: refers to those who drink alcoholic beverages, as it's forbidden by law and "Sharia".

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Every single Iranian person:

If my grandfather hadn't sell his lands too cheap, we'd have better situation right now!

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Let me change my phone's language to Chinese.

Godammit, I can't find "Settings".

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Me: it was a hard exam!

My friend: yes, it was. Have you answered the questions on the other side?

Me: What the ...

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The Girls special ability:

Meanwhile they're chatting with you on Watssapp, they can block you on Telegram.

 

[Gnomey]

 

[special ed]

 

[vikingBerserker]

"Every single Iranian person:
If my grandfather hadn't sell his lands too cheap, we'd have better situation right now!"

Artesh, that's an International thought!

 

[Greg Boeser]

In honor of Rev Martin Luther King's holiday, I give you a quote from my son, aged five, when he returned home after learning about the civil rights leader at school.
"Dad! Today we learned about a very important person! Martin Luther King, Jr.!"
Yes. And do you know why he is famous?
"Yup! He got shot!"

 

[SaparotRob]

Oh, to be young again.

 

[syscom3]

Taking safety advice too literally?

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[at6]

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I still prefer dogs.