Snautzer01
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cammerjeff
Staff Sergeant
I like it, but I think it could be improved by changing the last line to
It gives them time to refract.
MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
Danny Thomas:
"My uncle was the most healthy man I have ever known. He never went to the doctor and was never sick a day of his life. I don't know what he died of but I can guarantee you it wasn't anything serious."
Greg Boeser
1st Sergeant
I HATE when that happens!
Or the pen hiding in the pocket.
Or the pen hiding in the pocket.
MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
I could have sworn that Man Learned To Swear shortly after they introduced socket wrenches.
1. Where the @##$%$%* is the 11/16?!?
2. Where is the @#$%^&* ratchet I just put down RIGHT HERE!?!
3. OW! The @#$%^&* thing SLIPPED!!!!
4. Who the @#$%%^&* put the Metrics in with the SAE?!?!
5. I am going to have to grind the @#$%^&* half inch down to fit the cylinder head!!!!
1. Where the @##$%$%* is the 11/16?!?
2. Where is the @#$%^&* ratchet I just put down RIGHT HERE!?!
3. OW! The @#$%^&* thing SLIPPED!!!!
4. Who the @#$%%^&* put the Metrics in with the SAE?!?!
5. I am going to have to grind the @#$%^&* half inch down to fit the cylinder head!!!!
The distinction of ancient nobility.
Letter from Elisabeth-Charlotte of Bavaria, sister in law of king Louis XIV to her aunt, Sophie of Bohemia, Princess Electress of Hanover october 9, 1694 :
"...You're happy to take a shit whenever you want, so take a shit as long as you can. We are not the same here, where I am obliged to keep my turd for the evening ; there is no rubbing at the houses on the forest side..."
Reply from her aunt october 31, 1694:
" ...It is a pleasant reasoning of shit that you do on the subject of shit, and it seems well that you know little about pleasures, since you ignore the one that there is to shit; it is the greatest of your misfortunes... "
Letter from Elisabeth-Charlotte of Bavaria, sister in law of king Louis XIV to her aunt, Sophie of Bohemia, Princess Electress of Hanover october 9, 1694 :
"...You're happy to take a shit whenever you want, so take a shit as long as you can. We are not the same here, where I am obliged to keep my turd for the evening ; there is no rubbing at the houses on the forest side..."
Reply from her aunt october 31, 1694:
" ...It is a pleasant reasoning of shit that you do on the subject of shit, and it seems well that you know little about pleasures, since you ignore the one that there is to shit; it is the greatest of your misfortunes... "
MIflyer
1st Lieutenant
Well, do they AT LEAST have girls doing the oil changes?
