the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
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- Dec 20, 2003
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Nonskimmer
Captain
My wife knows cars, God love her!
The funniest thing in the world is when some so-called mechanic tries to snow her, and she starts firing the questions at him! 8)
"Alright then, let's have a look!", she'll say. She's very good hearted and intelligent, with no time for the bullshit. Good woman!
The funniest thing in the world is when some so-called mechanic tries to snow her, and she starts firing the questions at him! 8)
"Alright then, let's have a look!", she'll say. She's very good hearted and intelligent, with no time for the bullshit. Good woman!
lesofprimus
Brigadier General
My wife put diesel fule in her Mustang, let the car run out of radiator fluid, drove the car when a hose blew, and had no idea how bad it is when the car makes a horrible screeching sound when stopping at a red light.....
Albert Einstein has left the building.....
Albert Einstein has left the building.....
cheddar cheese
Major General
Ive driven cars with punctures, screwed gearboxes, blown big ends, broken driveshafts, smashed in to other peoples cars and rolled over...Huge fun
Nonskimmer
Captain
And that was just backing out of the driveway. 
cheddar cheese
Major General
Nah, it was in a field with a bunch of Drunk Cornishmen 
I wrecked a Jaguar on the Autobahn. I almost cried it was a 1967 E type. (not sure on the year but I think that is what it was) It was my friends dad's car and it was so beatiful before I wrecked it. I almost cried! Oh okay I did cry!
lesofprimus
Brigadier General
U know, here in the States we have a small chicken called a Cornish Game Hen that tastes very yummy....... Was wondering if they originated over there or something.... Any relationship????
Nonskimmer
Captain
Adler, I'll bet your friend's dad cried too! Right before he made you cry.
Actually he took it quite well! The fact that the Polizei told him that it was not my fault and there was nothing to do really helped though. Building old Jags was a hobby of his so he just got some original parts and rebuilt the thing again. It was thing he loved doing with his son and so I guess he looked at it as being able to spend some more quality time with him. I still cried though, come on it was a Jag!
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
- 19,937
- Dec 20, 2003
Maestro
Master Sergeant
DerAdlerIstGelandet said:
Yeah, he only got an heart attack...
cheddar cheese
Major General
lesofprimus said:
No idea, I never eat Cornish produce...does funny things to your mind...
lesofprimus
Brigadier General
Hmmmm..... Ever hear the name before???
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
- 19,937
- Dec 20, 2003
hey, i eat cornish and i turned out fine...............
cheddar cheese
Major General
Nope sorry les...
evangilder
"Shooter"
Sounds like "English muffins". They sell them here in the states. Ask for one in England and they look at you like you have three heads!
lesofprimus
Brigadier General
LMFAO!!!!!!!
evangilder
"Shooter"
It's funny how things get named. French fries actually originated in Belgium!
Le Batistador
Recruit
...and that's why the French went unfazed while Bush took a turn for the [more] immature and named fries in D.C. "Freedom Fries," after the French negated help in Iraq...
