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Ahh yes. Even the second coming of Mongoloid's Malice recognizes royalty when he sees it.

I too have read the Silmarrilion. Reads like a crappy version of the Bible with an endless list of obscure names I concede that only the likes of you, sir, would remember. And I have also read Twice Told Tales which includes the greatest of all Tolkien anti-heroes, Beorn, the shapeshifter and Master of Werebears. A man only briefly mentioned in LOTR. And in another, Tom Bombadil the happy-go-lucky bad***, who would make Gandalf the White appear to be a cross-dresser who fancies himself a cocksman with Wee-Willy Syndrome.

So please sir. As an Eldar who wields Anduril, your malice only fuels my resolve.

Alright...back to present. Where's my Prozac?
 
Hunter368 said:
Not bad Matt but I have seen that posted here before (i think by Dan) so that does not gain you as many points on the funny meter.
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Apologies I am failing the test.

Hard to compete with a man who reckons himself as the second coming and holds the forum delete button.
 
Once again, Matt, you're a nerd. And I don't think Dan considers himself sloppy seconds.
 
More grousing from the peanut gallery. I think you read my post wrong. I'll refrain from further attempts to entertain you. Don't you have Udet to pick on?
 

Then from Matt :

Ahh yes. Even the second coming of Mongoloid's Malice recognizes royalty when he sees it.

I too have read the Silmarrilion. Reads like a crappy version of the Bible with an endless list of obscure names I concede that only the likes of you, sir, would remember. And I have also read Twice Told Tales which includes the greatest of all Tolkien anti-heroes, Beorn, the shapeshifter and Master of Werebears. A man only briefly mentioned in LOTR. And in another, Tom Bombadil the happy-go-lucky bad***, who would make Gandalf the White appear to be a cross-dresser who fancies himself a cocksman with Wee-Willy Syndrome.

So please sir. As an Eldar who wields Anduril, your malice only fuels my resolve.


Sorry guys you both know way more about Lord of the Rings and the world....what ever its called, then most 100lbs, 13old boys that don't even like girls. Damn you guys are nuts....bordering both on geekdom. But I now know never and I mean ever argue with either of you about Lord of the Rings!!!!
 
I need a to get a girlfrind. Lanc you think you can hook me up with a wool sweeter?
 
the lancaster kicks ass said:
with the God's honest truth.... oooooohhhhhh yeaaaahhhhh 8)

and face up to it you middle aged freaks- you know too much about this and are all nerds
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We might be middle aged freaks but we have had more puzzy (and I am talking about human puzzy, not sheep puzzy like you) in our lives then you have had pimples.
 
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