What Annoyed You Today?

• Jun 23, 2022

• #11,401

Bucksnort101

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Major upset stomach and massive cramps all night this past Sunday, missed work on monday. Started to feel better tues and weds. and then it struck again Weds. night. Feel a little under the weather still today.

 

• Jun 23, 2022

• #11,402

Vic Balshaw

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Bucksnort101 said:

Major upset stomach and massive cramps all night this past Sunday, missed work on monday. Started to feel better tues and weds. and then it struck again Weds. night. Feel a little under the weather still today.

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Not so good, hope your feeling better soon.

 

• Jun 23, 2022

• #11,403

DerAdlerIstGelandet

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Dealing with the stomach flu right now. Absolutely feel like shit. And of course tomorrow we close on our new house. Perfect timing.

 

• Jun 23, 2022

• #11,404

M

MIflyer

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There has been something going around here. Eyes hurt - actually hurt - feel rather groggy, and very loose bowel movements. I had it two weeks back and a friend had it last week.

 

• Jun 23, 2022

• #11,405

DerAdlerIstGelandet

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MIflyer said:

There has been something going around here. Eyes hurt - actually hurt - feel rather groggy, and very loose bowel movements. I had it two weeks back and a friend had it last week.

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I woke up with the usual flu symptoms, aches, pains, cough, and a migraine that is excruciatingly painful. Covid test is negative. By lunch time, I could not keep anything down. It feels like I'm pissing out both ends. I know, TMI…

 

• Jun 23, 2022

• #11,406

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at6

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What? Was it something I said? People do say ther's something contagious about me.

 

• Jun 24, 2022

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Marcel

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at6 said:

What? Was it something I said? People do say ther's something contagious about me.

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And yet, you typed here on the forum without wearing a face face mask.

 

• Jun 24, 2022

• #11,408

Marcel

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Btw, you infected me as well. Got a temperature of 38C and the additional headache blends well with the pain in the shoulder

 

• Jun 24, 2022

• #11,409

Bucksnort101

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Look what I started. Didn't think it was that contagious. I feel like I hit a Greyhound bus and it fought back.

 

• Jun 24, 2022

• #11,410

DerAdlerIstGelandet

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Marcel said:

Btw, you infected me as well. Got a temperature of 38C and the additional headache blends well with the pain in the shoulder

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This flu has given me the most intense migrain headaches I have ever had.

 

• Jun 24, 2022

• #11,411

SaparotRob

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DerAdlerIstGelandet said:

This flu has given me the most intense migrain headaches I have ever had.

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Why? What did your kids do now?

 

• Jun 24, 2022

• #11,412

Viking1066

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Nothing more miserable than a summer flu or cold.

 

• Jun 24, 2022

• #11,413

DerAdlerIstGelandet

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SaparotRob said:

Why? What did your kids do now?

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You are right. I would rename my kids the flu, but I already renamed them Cat 4 and Cat 5.

 

• Jun 30, 2022

• #11,414

Bucksnort101

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Sep 11, 2007

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Lazy bastards at work that spill a half a cup of coffee all over the floor and can't be bothered to clean it up so the rest of us don't slip on it!!!! Felt like sending a company-side e-mail chastising whomever it was, but then I look like the looney. God I'm sick of lazy people that leave it to the next guy to deal with it!!!!
Calgon, I mean Jack Daniels, take me away (for those of us old enough to remember those commercials).

 

• Jul 1, 2022

• #11,415

Bucksnort101

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OK, does anyone proofread this stuff, local newspaper article heading states "Homicide victim found dead on St. Paul sidewalk". Were they expecting to find him alive?

 

• Jul 1, 2022

• #11,416

Greg Boeser

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They have to write at the level of their readership.

 

• Jul 1, 2022

• #11,417

M

MIflyer

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Headlines in Florida Today some years ago:

"Brawl Turns Violent"

"Rescue Mission Might Or Might Not Have Worked"

 

• Jul 1, 2022

• #11,418

Bucksnort101

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Greg Boeser said:

They have to write at the level of their readership.

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Hey now, Me hope that wern't directed at me.

 

• Jul 1, 2022

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I will look up some classic head lines from the depths of computer memory and post in "jokes" in future. I have kept them to show my children's friends that a college education can be wasted. My youngest is a TV news producer.

 

• Jul 2, 2022

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" A number of people were killed, 7 fatally"....