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'So all this hoohah about chemical weapons in Syria is b*ll*cks. They've been right here in the UK, near a Naval dockyard no less, all this time! '

Afraid so old chap....
I had a terrier dog years ago and when someone I didn't want to insisted on visting my house I would feed him with cheddar cheese. This would brew nicely and produce the most god awfull stench... never failed He hated visitors as much as I did and proved usefull when the Rotary Club were on the earhole at Christmas.
 
'Of course , Saddam's mustard gas is nothing comparing to your farts.'

Saddam's Mustard? Never heard of that

On my very best days... when even the missus, the kids and dogs have had enough. I would have to say 'yes'.
 
haha... very good.
I'm not quite sure what a 'corn dog' is.
A corn coloured dog?
A hotdog made with corn?
Can you have corn people living in Cornsville?
If it snows.. does it snow corn flakes?

 
It's a hot dog with a wooden stick shoved up it's length [ala Lucky style], dipped in corn bread batter. I ate two and a handful of fries and was sick to my stomach for the next 3hrs. I knew better...
 

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