Yesterday's good grin:
Scene: Local open air shopping mall, me sitting and having an ice cream in the nice summer weather outside a cafe.
A young couple is walking around, window shopping. They approach me, and the young lady in question is busy chatting with her boyfriend. They're in their mid-twenties, and as they approach, the young lady spots my faux hawk.
Lady: ....so I'd like to go buy that. [
looks at me, then states with an angry note in her voice] And just who do you think you're upsetting with that hairstyle? It's only little old ladies that'll get upset about that!
Me: [
looking up at her with a amused look on my face] I don't know about that, but
ýou seem to be awfully busy with my hairstyle!
Lady: [
Clams up and walks by - fast!]
Boyfriend: [
Grins and tells her that I'm right and that if she can't take people replying to her bullsh**, then she ought to stop bothering them]
Me: [
Wolf grin, then goes back to focus on ice cream]
Maria!!!!
