There are jokes here. And I'm not sure I want to go that far.
Oh, what the h3ll,
1) How old is she?
2) Probably lost it on the backseat of a 1970's stationwagon,
and
3) Help me find my keys, and we'll use the headlights to find it on our way out!
(No offence, old man, I'm like a dog chasing a car!)
Used that one reciently; I was standing outside a store, indulging in a bad habit, waiting on my wife, when a pretty girl walked by. She said, "You'd like some of this, wouldn't you?" and I said, "Girl, I'd be like a dog chasing a car; even if I caught it it'd just drive it off a cliff!"
True story.