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Now, now....in this joyous season of giving, lets give him the opportunity to discuss this with his maker. In person.
Yer ticket I can handle. Expenses...not so sure. I can donate a couple boxes of shotgun shells, if you like!
How about a coin purse?That sounds good. I'll bring you back a souvenir. Tell me, do you prefer ears, or a nose?