Earthquake likelihood increased by Promiscuous Women

[Gnomey]

BBC News - Iranian cleric blames quakes on promiscuous women

 

[Erich]

isn't that what happened in Iceland recently ............. some babe' with 44D bared all and Wham !

 

[bobbysocks]

film at 11...

 

[Njaco]

heartattack at 11:05

 

[Erich]

cold Bier at 11.20

 

[Aaron Brooks Wolters]

 

[RabidAlien]

 

[fatboris]

California is the naughty movie capitol of the world....at least 1 big quake a year. Maybe the Iranians are on to something.

 

[GrauGeist]

California is the naughty movie capitol of the world....at least 1 big quake a year. Maybe the Iranians are on to something.

If that's the case, I wanna see the ones they filmed in China and Haiti!

 

[A4K]

Similar thing in NZ...some of our volcanic eruptions were felt in China! Since the European migration however, the Maori girls have abandoned their grass skirts for jeans ad T-shirts, and things have settled down a bit...

 

[Ferdinand Foch]

Actually, now I'm interested to know as to why there are no earthquakes during Spring Break at Fort Lauderdale?

 

[Njaco]

Now I know why I didn't have a girlfriend until I was 29! There are no earthquakes in Jersey!!!

 

[GrauGeist]

Actually, now I'm interested to know as to why there are no earthquakes during Spring Break at Fort Lauderdale?

Over there, they're known as "Hurricanes"...

And as you may have noticed, Spring Break is the herald of the season. The rowdier the Spring Break, the bigger the hurricanes...

Not sure if it's true or not, but that's the word on the street...

 

[Ferdinand Foch]

Over there, they're known as "Hurricanes"...

And as you may have noticed, Spring Break is the herald of the season. The rowdier the Spring Break, the bigger the hurricanes...

Not sure if it's true or not, but that's the word on the street...

Ah, that's why the Weather Channel's always covering storms down in Florida.

 

[RabidAlien]

Musta been sooooooooooome Mardi Gras back in '05, then. New Orleans ain't been the same since.

 

[Maestro]

Okay... Then why there never been any big earthquakes in Eastern Europe ? Everyone knows that most European actresses in naughty movies comes from Hungary/Czech Republic/Russia.

No, wait... They had Communism for 50 years. Never mind.

 

[bobbysocks]

HMMM you might have just uncoverd a plot of the former soviet union to export natural disasters as a way to destablize western enconomies...I knew there was something more to those "Russian women want to meet you!" emails....

 

[A4K]

That's why I live here in Hungary now..."did the earth move for you too?"

 

[Maestro]

... To what she genrally answers : "Yep, it started off exiting and it ended up in a disaster."

 

[Bucksnort101]

Dang, I though it was the earthquakes that were causing unwanted, out of wedlock Iranian teenage pregnancies. Shows how much I know.